Pyrogen?

*snip*
"Why oh why didn't I just die out there?" Kieth's eyes strayed to
Alota's behind "Mind you, it might not have been a complete waste of
time after all..."
*snip*
"Ah, mate... You might want to stop that..."
"Stop what?"
"What you're doing. You know what I mean..."
"What?"
Zodar took Kieth aside and explained the situation and it's
consequences, about Jay and how Kieth shouldn't look at Alota that
way.
"...So, if you do that, Jay's likely to get out his cocktail
umbrella torture kit and do something rather unpleasant to you."
"Are you threatening me?"
"Not me, I'm looking out for you mate. Continue if you wish, but I
have warned you."
"Uh... thanks. I think." said Kieth
The two walked back to the group.
<Tag for Jay>
"So that's Phil." asked Zodar, looking at the midget before him.
"Yeah." said someone
"Cool, when is it my turn? I just don't want to be anything stupid,
like a beachball or something."
"Well, I believe we have worked the bugs out and we can now fully
control the system."
The room filled with chuckles, as Mini-Phil-Phil looked rather
unimpressed.
"Yeah, right." was the general reply.
"Ok, anyway, I volunteer myself as the next to be dna-scramblised.
If that's ok with everyone else." Zodar walked into the
machine, "This should be so much fun!" he said happily, as this was
the most exciting thing he'd been involved in since the polymorphs
and it made him perhaps a little over eager for some adventure again.
"Something humanoid, please." he insisted. "Perhaps you could bring
back Pyrogen!" a smile grew on his face, he liked being Pyrogen,
even though Pyrogen had a firey temper.*
Zodar waited patiently for the device to be activated again.
<Tag>
*Please refer to message #4780 if you wish to find out more about
Pyrogen :)