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"TRANSFORMATION COMPLETE!" came the computers voice.
Everyone turned to see what Phil would emerge as, alota taking the
ketchup bottle from Jays hand,
The smoke cleared, the tube retracted.
Phil stepped out.
and spoke..
"EEEEEEEEEEE"
"Dear god no......." Jay said bluntly
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This was it, Keith's sanity was on the verge of final and utter destruction "Someone please tell me that this is not the same thing as that delicious toastie?"
"I'm afraid so" Said dean.
"And I'm not dead, unconscious or totally insane?"
"none of the above." Jay was feeling a little sorry for the young miner "But you are now among the 'Administrative' group of the BD crew, which basically  amounts to the same thing..."
Keith was by now sitting on a pile of what used to be alien technology, but was now only useful as a seat for desperate and bewildered miners. "Why oh why didn't I just give up and die out there?"
Alota, who was currently checking Phil for any wierd mutations, then took hold in a most captainly manner "Because you felt that there was something better than green icicles and were lonely?"
Keith dropped back into his cheery banter "lonely as the last piece of coal in the fireplace, but that won't last too long, I'm sure..."
And then the poor sod made the mistake of letting his view stray onto Captain Alota's figure...
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