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Amber, Alota, Canazza, Eve, Tara, Keats and Jack all finalyl managed
to pull the 3 away.
Pull the three away from Phil.
Pull the three away from Phil the toastie.
Pull the three away from Phil, the cheese and ham toastie.
"EVE!" yelled Alota, struggling to hold back teh ravenous
Jay, "CHANGE HIM!"
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Eve tapped the buttons randomly, she didn't care what she changed
Phil into as long it wasn't something that would get eaten by the
crazed Keith, Dean and Jay.
Smoke again filled the tube, and Jay, Dean and Keith relaxed.
"If you ever..." alota whispered to Jay "try to eat your best friend
again, dont expect me to put any pillows on the bed for you for a
month!"
"sorry dear.." Jay said looking at his feet.
"Thats sorry dear..Ma'am!!" she said, reminding her husband that she
outranked him, at work AS WELL as at home.
At this point Zodar entered. "Hi guys!" he said, pointing at the DNA
remodulator "Whats that thing...?"
"A DNA re-comthingylator.." Dean answered.."Phils in there"
"Oh.."
"TRANSFORMATION COMPLETE!" came the computers voice.
Everyone turned to see what Phil would emerge as, alota taking the
ketchup bottle from Jays hand,
The smoke cleared, the tube retracted.
Phil stepped out.
and spoke..
"EEEEEEEEEEE"
"Dear god no......." Jay said bluntly
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