Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] A cunning trap...version 2

Phil looked round and just raised an eyebrow Roger moore style, which had the affect of making it appear about 6 inches above his head...
 
"Now can we PLEASE get to work?"
 
"I have an Idea" said Jay
"Well lets hear it!" said Phil, getting increasingly more annoyed with everything, anything and something.
"Look" Jay said pointing "It's simple"
"Well tell us then!"
"We cut him off at the pass and we bundle him!"
"Jay..." said Phil "Thats stupid"
"Why?" said Eve, "He's outnumbered, after all!"
"But it's too bloody easy!" Phil protested. "If the trap Rufus came up with didn't work, what chance do we have of a plan invented by a smeggin PILOT have?!"
"Ahem..." said Jay, Kara and Amber simultaneously surounding Phil, arm's folded.
"Have I ever told you how much I admire pilots?" Phil backtracked "Spine of the space corp y'know, where would be without them?"
"Still on Earth probably..." White Wolf said stating the bloody obvious
"GUYS!" Rufus said "HERE HE COMES!"
"Ok everyone HIDE!" Phil shouted, and the crew all hid behind rocks and cacti.
Cannon rode up on his cartoon horse, and stopped, looking around suspiciously. No-one knew what made him stop, it could have been the tufts of hamster fur sticking out from behind a cactus, or ther shimmering sequins of Eve's dress poking out from the boulder.
Or maybe it was Homer Simpson holding a small twig in front of his eyes
"NOW!" yelles Amber and all seven crew-members leapt out from their hiding palces and leapt on Cannon, comical smoke clouds appearing and a few random words such as "POW" "CHOP" and "OOF" appearing.
When the dust cleared, Cannon was bound and gagged to chair which had magically appeared.
"And you said it wouldn't work!" Jay said smirking "Dwarfers 1, Loooooosers Nil!" he said mocking Cannon.
 
<tag!  there ya go phil!>
 

----- Original Message -----
From: Chris Kentlea
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Saturday, April 12, 2003 9:32 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] A cunning trap...version 2

"Oh well thats different...." said Eve "Not got any pills for THAT"
 
"Eh...dad...I think cannons coming round again for another pass..."
 
"What makes you say that?"
 
"Look in these binoculars..."
 
Phil took the binoculars from Rufus/Marvin and looked, trying to ognore the comments from behind him...( comments in {} are the other conversation)
 
{"What do you mean DEAF?"}
 
There was a cloud of smoke heading this way, which had a curious Cannon shpae about it
 
{"Clear your ears out that normally helps..." suggested EVE}
 
"How far away do you think he is?" Phil asked his son..
 
{"No you MUPPET..."}
 
"About ten mins I think...."
 
{"Mop it ...why would we want to mop it? Anyway I thought you said you was deaf?" asked McGellan...}
 
"Good that give us enough time do you think?
 
{"why lord have you cursed me so with such a bunch of FU...." wailed WW but was interputed by Phil}
 
"Guys...PACK IT IN RIGHT NOW....Thank you.....Look Cannons about 10 mins away and we need to get things done VERY soon"
 
"Who died and made you in charge?" asked WW
 
Phil tried to resist, but failed.
 
"Well you giant furball i think you'll find IT WAS SMEGGING WELL YOU NOW SHUT UP AND GO AND DO SOMETHING USEFUL LIKE SCARING CONNONS HORSE AND GETTING US SOME SPARE MINS......"
 
Due to the loudness of Phil's shout, WW now looked like he'd spent a few hours in the ecto-plamic equiavalent of a Mach-99 wind tunnel
 
Phil looked round and just raised an eyebrow Roger moore style, which had the affect of making it appear about 6 inches above his head...
 
"Now can we PLEASE get to work?"
 
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