Hallucinations and the Undead. Oh Smeg.

"You are a map" Dean said poking the map
"Ow!" the map hissed then started spitting out map pins at Dean
"Hey hey hey calm down you stubburn piece of walking on thin
ice plastic don't make me short circuit you" Alota
ordered/threatened, meanwhile dean was pinned to the other
wall by several thousand map pins,
"Erm Alota i could use your help" he meeped.
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Dean swam into view. "Hello, Alota? You blacked out."
"What? You're trapped to the wall with map pins!"
"No, I was looking at the map when you started shouting about
kippers, maps and hatches before fainting, BOOM, like that, see?"
"What, who..." Alota stumbled upright.
"Anyhow, look, we've got 3 hatches ahead see? Now, this first one
leads us down a corridor to the training area, after which we can
take the next left and then into the drive room after a quick ride
in the lift. Provided it's operating." said Dean, gesturing at the
door on the left.
"Ok," said Alota, her brain finally reorganising itself into some
form of order. "Smeg." she added, 2 seconds later, when she saw that
the door had a keypad.
"Try and work it out." said Dean, I'm going to try and get this map
off the wall."
"Ok." Alota set to, and started punching in numbers at random.
Dean came over 10 seconds later. "Any luck?"
"Does it look like it? I see door! Door still closed! Therefore no!
No luck."
"Ok, ok, calm down." said Dean, thinking, "Danger! Crazy lady!"
Alota looked at him
"I said that out loud didn't I?"
"Yes." said Alota, before placing Dean in a head lock and starting
to batter him against the door control panel.
"WAIT!" said Dean, Alota stopped. "Look! there are some numbers
engraved on the side of the keybad!"
"They could be the code."
"Indeed, give them a try." said Dean, it's "075624782"
"So Memorable." said Alota, punching in the last digit, and watching
the door slide open.
"Ladies first." said Dean, with decorum.
"Sod off, I'm not dying first." said Alota, a polite smile on her
countenance, before she shoved him through the door.
The lights in this section of the ship were out, and Dean switched
on the torch on the end of the bazookoid. It cut into the gloom like
a, like a, like a slice of ham through a steel door. It wasn't very
effective.
"Dead crew." said Dean, stepping over a rotting decaying puddle on
the floor. It moved.
"Undead crew." he said, before moving on, and then swinging back. He
looked at the moving corpse, then at Alota, then at the moving
corpse.
"The Undead?" she added skeptically.
"Well, either that or this guy REALLY needs some skin cream." added
Dean, before shooting the "undead" in the face. Twice. Then kicking
it just for good measure.
"Great," he said, looking at his boot, "I've got dead guy's tongue
stuck to my shoe."
"Well, find a patch of grass!"
"In a derelict spaceship, thousands of miles from earth, you expect
me to find a patch of grass?!" Dean said, incredously.
"Well, it's what I was always told to do."
"Alright, same here, valid point. But I did live on Io so hey, it
was covered in grass."
Alota pointed out something in the murky light of the bazookoid. "Is
that a door?"
"Well, it's definitely a something."
The two walked towards the "a something."
"Dean..." Alota said slowly, "it looks like a gigantic spider."
"Oh god, not the hympen-o-thingummies AGAIN!"
"Looks like it." said Alota,
Dean looked at Alota, and she looked back. Then together: "RUUUN!!"
They sprinted past the beast and towards the door at the end of the
corridor. Dean thought about trying to find the code, then
thought "sod it." and he fired his bazookoid at the door. The aged
metal flame imploded and Dean and Alota leapt through the still
flaming doorway with the giant bug still hot on their heels. They
landed and rolled.....upto the feet of Keats, Jack, and Tara.
"Hey." said Dean, smiling.
"Hi!" added Alota, brightly
"I know..." started Keats...
"Don't talk." said Dean, getting up, "RUN!"
"But he's making me fletchet rounds."
"Well, I suggest he either makes them bloody quickly, or he runs
like the clappers, but I'm going with the latter!"
"Me too!" said Alota,
"And me!" yelled Tara
"And me!" shouted Jack.
Just the the bug, peered through the burning doorway...
Dean "RUN LIKE THE CLAPPERS" Thomas
<OOC: Sorry it took me a while to post, hope I made up for it in
length :)>