SOTM

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!!!!(and Keto....)
 
Phil, covers his ears shortly after saying this as Jay's proximity to
 
the loudspeaker cuases immense feedback through his mike."..sorry..." Chrysler mumbles, as Phil glares across at him, dusting
 
off his tux he turns back to hte mike
 
For this months SOTM we used some radical techinuqes for deciding who
 
would win. We consulted astologists, feng-sui'ists, tarot readers and
 
even imployed the use of a sophisticated decsion making engine(eg i
 
flipped a coin).
 
Jay steps up "After several rounds of blindfold pointing at a piece of
 
paper with names written on, we came up with several finalists..Doctor
 
Keto, was very close, with his brainbots shuttlecraft adventures and
 
his...unique method of awaking people from comas..WELCOME  BACK TARA!!"
 
 *crowd applauds*
 
"Of course" Phil says "Who could forget Cerebrums outstanding admission
 
of being an ASSHOLE, we've been saying it for years, and its nice for
 
him for once, to agree with the majority"
 
"And not forgeting the uber-scutter,Elwood himself for creating the
 
machine orgy...yuk yuk.....sorry...sorry....So drum roll please
 
MP........no...that's a ham and cheese roll i said DRUM roll you
 
gimboid...."
 
<<loud THWACKING sound, followed by a dissipating
 
"EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" as Jay returns to
 
centre stage brushing his hands together>>
 
"Elwood AND Cerebrum....Well done chaps(i think elwoods a chap)...your
 
prize is...the chane to do a JP together...whoooo yay..."
 
"and not forgettign to decide who wins April's simmer of the month!"
 
says Jay, wiping his hand on his tuxedo trouser leg after shaking hands
 
with Cerebrum.