Loose cannon

The hologram was running for his un-life...they had found his secret out...No matter EJ would soon bring vengance on those foolish enough to stand in his way...There was one problem reming before Cannon could get off this ship
 
Phil Febuggure was hunting him...along with that insane midget of his and it was rumored that others had joined in as well.....
 
He had covered all areas the ship, going up and won and backwards and forwards...In fact he was lost....lost on his own ship....well techinaclly not HIS ship but it was a version of his ship...but even so ....he was lost
 
For some reason he could hear a banjo being played...and then he realised where he was..
 
On a dwarfstar ship it was inevtiable that sometimes , communites of people would be classed as Lost...cut off from the world they knew, they would be forced together and interbreed.....After a 20th centuary film, some wag had named these places "Deliverance Country"
 
The banjo started to play faster...Cannon could feel eyes on him...
 
"Your loookie real lost there Mister..." a voice drawled by Cannons ear.
 
"You smeghead...you scared me.." cried Cannon
 
"We hear you are looking for a place to hide?"
 
"How the blo...Yes..anything to get away from Phil and that midget of his..."
 
The figure next to him froze...
 
"We dont like your sort round here...this is a local area...for local people....begone..."
 
"Why should i go...i just got here?"
 
"You want me to take my clothes off? Not unless you ask nicely..."
 
Cannon paused..."WTF are you going on about?"
 
"Can you squeel  like a pig boy?" asked the freak starting to undo his trousers..
 
Cannon screamed and ran off.....with Phil and MP not far behind....
 
<<Right who wants to bag him...dont kill him Phil wants....A Word with him...>>