Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: Hunting for the Naughty People

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The skutter who had previously been catapulted now held a piece of glass from one of the drinks in his claw and had stabbed it into both the men's groin
A chain of expletives came out of Canazza's mouth as the skutter removed the shard and discarded it.
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McGellen threw the skutter down and blasted the lower half of it away. "I've
got someone to find. Anyways blood shed is much better than ripping a little
defenseless smegbot to pieces." She said as she walked off. She wandered
about and found her way to the Science Lab.
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Who: Canazza
Where: Medical Bay
When: Shortly before snip #2
Canazza found the medical bay totally empty, the staff must be at the bar, except the pink tree who appeared to be sleeping, if indeed that's what tree's do, whatever it was doing, it wasn't moving. His bleeding crotch stained the bed as he hopped up on it, grabbing surgical stitches and a needle.
"Hmm, 'Dissolvable stitches' - no fuss, no muss and no need to have them taken out"
He'd seen the doctors do it many times to him, how hard can it be to do it yourself.
After 10 minutes, and much shouting and pain, Canazza emerged with a newly stitched groin.
"Okay" he thought, "I mustn't get these wet for a while, otherwise they might come undone"
He turned and headed for the bar again.
20 minutes later he was hopelessly lost, the alcohol he'd consumed made getting his bearings impossible.
"Right, i need to find either a recognisable landmark or a map..."
He found one, a big sign marked "SCIENCE LAB"
"Ah, there's a lift at the end of this corridor if i remember clearly," which, for once, he did, "and it takes me right to my quarters"
He wandered into the corridor, and about halfway down he heard an eerie voice
"Well well well... what do we have here"
Shivers went down Canazza's spine
"someone's been a naughty boy, entering a restricted area like this one"
Canazza turned to see the manic red eyes of a diseased hologram holding a penguin puppet
"Oh bugger" he said and started running towards the lift at the end of the corridor
"Mr Flibble doesn't like it when people run away from him" - Two lightning bolts flew from the penguins eyes, narrowly missing the fleeing engineer. Canazza felt a warmth in his trousers
"Oh double bugger" he said, realising his stitches had now dissolved, "I really need to start wearing nappies, i never realised being the space corps would put my laundry bill quite so high"
Another volley of bolts sealed the lift door shut
"Oh triple bugger"
"No-one gets away from me - MWAHAHAHHAHA!" The eyes glowed red again, the bolts flew straight for Canazza, and hit him right in the chest. Buy they did no damage.
The hologram began to flicker.
"rrrhh... low on energy,"
The hologram flicked off for a split second then came back on, seemingly at full power again.
Canazza's groggy brain began to tick over. Where did it get the extra energy from?
Then it hit him, the solution, not the energy bolts.
He ran straight for the hologram who began to charge up again, and he ran right through and continued on round a corner.
"ha hah! I was right!" Canazza was shocked, he was very rarely right, especially when drunk.
The demented deady gave chase, but never got within firing range.
He kept running until he found another lift, which promptly took him to a part of the ship he'd never been to before
"Quadruple bugger" he saidName: Dave Canazza
Status: Lost and fried.