Penguins?

Who : Those going down to the planet
Where : Diploatic Starcraft(okay starbug 7)
When : Just take off man
 
"Jay Montague Chrysler..."  cried Phil..pointing at Jay in the cockpit
 
"What?" cried jay looking indeculous(dunno if its a real word, sounds good)
 
"I sent a memo saying FORMAL DRESS...and your wearing?"
 
"My flight suit....Bugger..."
 
"There's a spare in the back....."
 
Jay flipped the 'bug over to temporay automatic pilot and went and got changed...
 
One of the ambassadors silded over to Phil...the rest were talking with Nipples and WW...
 
"Er...Mr Febuggure.....I'm ...well,....I think I'm hallucinating and you seem like a learned man, prhapes you can help?"
 
"Hallucinating..." Phil was in full on "WTF is going on" mode.
 
"Yes there appears to be a small penguin with a gun looking at me in a odd way...just over there...." he pointed..
 
"Ambassador, that's MP in a tux...You know, the guy you played golf with?..."
 
MP waved at Phil and the ambassador, who waved back
 
Phil was about to say something, when Holly, with a fake wig on, appeared on the screen.
 
"Message for you Phil...from Tara..."
 
"Put her through..."
 
"Phil, it's me...I know you are a bit busy right now, so I'll be breif...Your daughter has been gambling.....again...This time she flessed Jay for $£50...Also it seems someone been messing about with your files...Cannaze is NOT head of enginnering as your said in the duty log..You might want to look into it...Big kisses..."
 
Phil thought hard..."Damm right I'm going have words with MY daughter...she could have easly got jay for $£100..."
 
A noise from the cockpit alerted Phil and many of the others
 
"Jay...we need you to land this thing...MP's messing about with the controls again...he's been fiddling with your seat..." cried WW
 
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