Duty Log :

The following execrpt is from XO Phil Febuggure's log entry...
"shitbugerbugerbugger"
"all rigt dude....wassap"
"therecordingonthisisallbuggered...."
"whatuamean"
"wellwheniplayitbacktherecordingisallstucktogethercanyouslowitdown."
"s....u.....r.................e................ho..........w's......................t..............his.....?"
"Y........o.......u...........f........u........."
"What about now?"
"That's better...."
<<date instered here>>
<<We Can pay off you debts right away..>>
"Who bloody inserted an advert in my log entry?"
"Dunno..."
"Right...Take two...."
"Ahem....The Last few days have been eventful....We have discovered a light bee belonging to ex BD captain Cannon. It seems he was invloved in a FTL experiment that involved the crew of a ship Jay used to be posted on....Nipples and WW are not too happy about this as the ex-captain was two midgets short of a circus...I'm of the opion that Holograms CAN be helped after death...although to be on the safe side, I'll get the good doctor Cerrbum to give him a breif evaluation....WTF am I saying...still might be a laaugh....It also seems that our Engineering head has had some fun with niiple clamps...I may have heard that wrong, but the guy who told me was also complaing about his hats...Weirdo....Alota is still in a coma...Keto is treating her the best he can...He's not even using ontments, which is scaring the bugger out of me..."
<<Do you need an extra 7" inches>>
"Bloody adverts....Anyway....MP is still head of secuity...The ambassadors are, rested...We are about to get to the hymonntrt....hymmotoy...sod it...the bug home world...Things are about to get intresting...."
"Phil Out...."
<<We can repair your cedit rating>>
"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH...Right, I'm going to find out who's placing the fecking adverts...."
"Err , Phil, I'm still recording..."
"Oh...Bollo...."{Recording ends here}
<<TAG>>
=================================Loki:What the hell was that, You know God, you've been in the presence of God and I just heard you claim that you were an atheist.Bartleby: Oh come on, you know I like to fuck with the cleargy keeps 'em on their toes."Dogma"