Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Dean explains his bit...

Jay started to bash his head off the desk.
"I'll get you the co-ordinates Dean." said WW, logging on to the computer to get them.
"Why <bash> me?" said Jay
 
He looked up, with one of White Wolfs biro's attached to his forehead and spoke to Dean "I GAVE you the coordinates in the memo I handed to you!"
"What memo?"
"The one that said 'top secret classified information'"
"I thought you wanted that posted.....oops....um..Sir..it's kinda in a mail shuttle now"
Jay stared at Dean, snapping the biro that he had since removed from his forehead between two fingers.
"I'm gonna leave now...." he said "before I do something I regret..."
With that he left, and got involved in the whole Niples V Cannon match,..
 
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"I think it better if you were to leave sir" Whitewolf said to Cannon, holding Seymour back. Jay and Phil lead Cannon out of the drive room."NO, No, you cant let that megalomaniac roam freely on this ship, he's up to something, he's jolly well up to something I tell you!!!!" His voice trailed off as WW dragged him into the Captains office.
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"Heres your quarters Captain" Phil said as they arrived at the ships guest quarters. "Feel free to make yourself at home"
Cannon nodded, and stared at Jay. "Uncanny..." he muttered, and turned to enter his quarters.
"Uncanny?" Jay asked as the door slid shut "Whats he talking about?..guys still as nutty as  squirrel shit"
"Ah...hes probably OK Jay, like I said they screen all the holo-discs before revival in case theres any mental problems that could pose a problem."
"Like they did with YOU when YOU were revived?!"
Phil thought back to his own holographic revival, before his ressurection as a half gelf.
"I'll tell Mini-Phil to station security guards at his quarters"
Jay smirked "I'll bring a 6 pack round yours for the game on TV later" he said "Gotta go see Alota"
 
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Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Dean explains his bit...

Jay and Phil nodded and ehaded for the door
 "Oh.captain.." Jay said "We'll be arriving at the Hymenoptera homeworld in less that 8 hours,  were ready to scramble"<END SNIP>
The door has opened as they'd approached it, and Dean overheard the last statement.
"Well, actually, now you mention it..."
"What Dean?" said Jay
"Well, it's funny that you mention the Hymenoptera...""You've blown them up haven't you?"
"Well, no, not yet.."
"Phew, so, we'll be there in 8 hours then.."
"Well, possibly..." continued Dean doggedly, "but only if we develop faster the light travel."
Jay stopped dead in his tracks.
"What do you mean?" he asked, turning around to face his second-in-command.
"Well, since none of us know where the planet is we've been going around in circles."
"But it's in the files!""It's classified, we can't access the co-ordinates."
"So, where are we?"
"Well," said Dean, sliding into WW's office, "May I use this map sir?" he asked, holding one up.
"Certainly." said WW.
"Well," Dean pointed at the Milky-Way on the map. "Somewhere in there I'd imagine. But I'm not 100% certain."
Jay started to bash his head off the desk.
"I'll get you the co-ordinates Dean." said WW, logging on to the computer to get them.
"Why <bash> me?" said Jay....
 
Dean "Well, actually..." Thomas
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