Love and happiness

Cerebrum was dancing throughout the corridors, tossing roses around and
handing out heart shaped cards. Naturally, when somebody saw him, their
first thought was, 'Okay, how's he making money off of this?'
Cerebrum would have none of it, he was loving mankind, and loving existence.
Love was all he lived for now, and to spread love and joy to his fellow
humans
To sum it up, he had ran out of blue pills and was now stark, raving mad.
"Dr Keto, my friend!" Cerebrum shouted, hugging Keto.
"Get away from me, you maniac!" Keto shouted, knowing that Cerebrum wanted
something.
"How can you say such a thing, I made you a valentine! And what's more, I'm
not going to blackmail you for fourty thousand dollar pounds either,"
Cerebrum said, grinning widely, then handing the valentine over and dancing
off.
Keto opened the valentine and read it
Dear Dr Keto
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The budget department owes me ten thousand,
And now you do too,
Sincercely, Dr Cerebrum