Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] 2 weeks midget duty

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"JAY THERE'S A PLANET RIGHT THERE..."
 
"Oh smegg...better get ready then...."
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"You know Phil.." said Jay spinning round in his seat to face the front where he began fluently jabbing buttons and wiggling the flight stick "I really dont need you telling me how to do my job"
"Well if you paid more atten..."
"Do you even HAVE a pilots license?!"
"well...um..no.."
"Well shut up then..." Jay said as he smoothly landed the craft. White Wolf left JAy and Phil to bicker like school kids and walked into the main cargo section of the starbug, "Come on guys, we got work to do!" he shouted back, Jay and Phil followed.
Phil opened the rear hatch, lowering a ramp to the ground, whilst Jay climbed into the driver seat of a small ATV.
"Jay what are you doing?" said White Wolf, arms folded.
"Well...i'm the pilot...I kinda figured..."
"You kinda figured you deprive me the opportunity to take this puppy for a spin right, budge over..."  with that, White Wolf made Jay scooch over to the passenger seat and climbed into the drivers eat himself, Phil clambered into the rear, positioning himself behind a twin barrelled bazookoid on a mount.  
"Besides" said White Wolf, "You may be a pilot, but youre also a navigator, I need you doing the tracking he said, pssing Jay a nav-pad
Jay glanced at it, tapped a few keys and said, "20 degrees east..around 15 kilometres from here..." then. he sat back and sulked as White Wolf started the engine.
 
 
 

----- Original Message -----
From: Christopher Kentlea
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf
Sent: Wednesday, February 05, 2003 7:28 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] 2 weeks midget duty

"but...ive already done it.."
"NEVER MIND!"
 
"You bugger...I spilt me tea now...and my cigar fallen in the cup getting all wet..." moaned Phil..
 
"Gorden bennet you people really get on tits at times you know that...."
 
"Jay, for a comment like that I feel that desevers a puncishment of 1 week.....Midget Duty...would you not agree sir?" Phil asked WW
 
"Nah.....I'd go with two week myself...."
 
"yo cheekey...." Jay was interuppted by Phil...shall we just say that the herbal tea took effect..
 
"You GIT...You did that on purpose didn't you...."
 
"Er Jay."..Phil said..
 
"I just KNOW you waited till we were sealed in..You been hanging around MP too long..." Jay said, waving some air frshner about the cabin..
 
"JAY THERE'S A PLANET RIGHT THERE..."
 
"Oh smegg...better get ready then...."
 
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