Loose Ends PART TWO

"Okay, who's your favourite tellytubby?" Niples asked.
The two Johnson's exchanged dirty looks, then said simultaniously "Tinky
Winky!"
"Okay," Kayn said, "What's your favourite ice cream?"
"Walnut whip!" said one.
"Mint ripple!" said the other.
"AHA!" Harris said at last, "Now, which one is the real Johnson's favourite
ice cream?"
"Buggered if I know," Kayn shrugged, "I thought it was strawberry."
Niples, Kayn, Harris and Zack were all crowded round the two Johnson's
trying to figure out which was the real one.
"The trouble is," Kayn sighed, "How many of us actually LIKE Johnson? Let
alone get to know him."
The omnipotent Blonde Bimbo (NRPG: Someone really needs to write her a bio,
she's definitely becoming a regular character) came in with a status report.
"Commander? Captain Cannon wants to know when we're going to be able to open
the dimensional gate? There's a Ffionan attack fleet approaching, so we want
to be out of here pronto."
Niples, sighed, "Soon as we figure out which of these guys is the real
Johnson."
He turned to face the two Johnson's, one of them was staring at the Blonde
Bimbo slack jawed.
"THAT'S THE ONE!" he yelled.
Jimmy realised his mistake and dived over a table as Harris opened fire.
He grabbed the dimensional portal controller and ran for the Dimension
Drive.
"Stop him!" James shouted.
The comm lit up on the wall, "This is Captain Cannon, I'm bored, so we're
going home now..."
The Dimension Drive lit up.
"Me! Get away from there!" James shouted.
Jimmy was standing next to the singularity container.
"Get away! The singularity will suck you in!"
Jimmy turned, "What? Oh fu..."
A beam of energy shot out, hitting Jimmy, when the engine powered down
again, there was no sign of him.
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BLUE PAROT 2001
"What's with the new name?" Niples asked.
"Decided I needed a new imagine to beat the competition," O'Brian shrugged.
"Well these new drinks are definitely gonna make me a regular," Niples
nodded.
"So," Efof explained to the rest of the crew, "The locals were catapulting
their livestock at me, I had to get out of there, fortunately I discovered
the cows on that planet had evolved their own forcefields, so I tied one to
the hull and got out of there!"
It was the fifth time he'd told the story of his fantastic adventures in
"Nice World"
"Hey!" Niples said, "How'd you like to be the new Pilot/Navigator? We need
one now Kayne's gone and I don't want to thaw out any more substitutes."
"Sure," Efof shrugged.
"Great! This calls for celebration! Barman! Bring more Vimpto!"
"Um," Kayne said, looking worried, "That purple drink isn't..."
Johnson had already clamped his hand over Kayne's mouth.
"Let's just leave now!" Johnson grinned.
THE END!
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