Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Ever wonder what would\'ve happened if the 3 stooges appeared on Star Trek?!?

"Okay - I've got to work out a few of the bugs..." Remarks the huge hamster, pushing the diver's mask up on his forehead, and spitting out the breathing snorkle.
"Hmm.." Jay muttered, "Just for that I'm hitting turbulence on re-entry...ON PURPOSE!"
"You realise that'll make me spill my Herbal Tea over your starbugs leather interior?" Phil commented, waling up the gangplank.
"Herbal tea?...." Jay asked "Wait forget I asked...if you wanna be  that much of a ponce it aint my business"
"Good for the bowels I'll have you know"
"DUDE!...SHUT UP!," Jay by now sat in the pilots seat tunred to the dash and started flicking switches and twiddling knobs  "...sealing airlocks...firing engines...we are ready to fly"
"Feel free to take off Jay" said the captain
"Huh?...oh..sorry I wasnt listening,I was concentrating on take off..by the way were airborne"
"Never mind..but in courtesy you could wait til i give the order..."
"What order?"
"To take off.."
"but...ive already done it.."
"NEVER MIND!"
 
<phil, ww?>
 
 
 
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From: White Wolf <cmdrwhitewolf@...>
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Tuesday, February 04, 2003 9:21 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Ever wonder what would've happened if the 3 stooges appeared on Star Trek?!?
Who: Captain White Wolf,  XO Phil FeBuggure, And Chief Navigator Jay Chrysler.Where: In the hamsters' cage, Err... Captains quarters.When: After Phil showed up. <Snip>"This" he said "Is the desert planet Tattooed Ian, named after the guy who found it..Kara and I passed it on our way back to the dwarf but, we picked up a signal from the surface, we couldn't land as I was low on fuel but I thought you might wanna check it out""What kind of signal?" White Wolf asked, "I can't go wasting resources on trivial pursuits when were in the middle of peace negotiations with the bugs""Besides" said Phil "I always preferred monopoly..""....ok....." said Jay, addressed White Wolf hoping perhaps he'd get a more sensible statement from the hamster, "Its a holographic signal Sir, Space Corp, its one of our guys"<End mini Deja Vu' experience>"Hmm...",Said the huge hamster while twitching his whiskers in deep thought, "This signal might be from a 'survivor' of the Ulysees. And it might just shed a little light on what happened over there. Since it's on our way, We better check it out - But more because I don't trust this Hymenoptera peace negotiation request for a minute, not after what I saw in their hive mind.  And I don't have very good hopes that this kind of incident happening so near thier territory is just coincidence.""Ok, then who you going to send to Tattooed Ian?" asked Jay."Just the three of us - in case it's some kind of trap." Replied White Wolf with the confidence that they were making the right decision he opens a desk drawer and takes out some kind of holo-belt while reaching out and snapping on the intercom, "Flight deck, fuel & prep Starbug #21 with standard search party equipment and desert survival gear - it's to launch in 30 minutes." Then He punched another button and spoke, "Drive Room? This is White Wolf - Inform Ambassador Niples that I'm leading Jay & Phil on a important away team mission on the planet Tattooed Ian which may have some pertinance to the upcoming peace negotiations, so he's in charge of the Blue Dwarf until I return.""Um, Why are you putting him in charge?" Asks a dumbfounded Jay."Because he's the only other person I know off that's seen what I've seen in the hive mind, and he's the only other person on this ship besides us three with any starship combat command experience with Allie's lightbee in the shop for a retrofit, and Alota currently in a coma. I'd be a complete idiot to put Ensign Queck or Ashley in charge of this ship - But then again, I am in the JMC..." replies the large hamster as he stands up while slipping on the belt, "Oh, and Phil, don't forget to bring extra ammo for your Kill-a-lot 6000..."<Sometime later, in Starbug #21>White Wolf was in the cockpit about to go through the Starbug's startup checklist, went he heard Jay coming up the gantry behind him, "Hi Jay! I was just about to run the systems check."The big hamster flicked the on button, and the female voice came on over the speakers, intoning -"Ram Online...CPU Online...Hydralic systems Online... Environmental control systems Online...Weapons systems Online...Flight control systems Online...Security systems Online...Loading Operating system...Artifical Idiot Online...""Was that a comment of my performance at the intergalatic super computer chess game tournament? I should have used the horsey instead of the goldfish, shouldn't I?" Says the image of Holly entering on one of the nearby monitors."Hmm, I guess this is good time as any to turn on my new invention - an automatic survival gear belt in hard light" Says White Wolf, not paying too much attention. "Detecting pilot...", Went on the female voice, "Found Chief Navigator Lieutenant Commander Jay M. Chrysler... Filing appeal of automatic 'No fault' insurance cancellation..."White Wolf flicks the switch on his holo-belt, and he is suddenly outfitted in a Spear fishermens diving suit complete with oversized speargun."Hey!" Yelped an offended sounding Jay."Okay - I've got to work out a few of the bugs..." Remarks the huge hamster, pushing the diver's mask up on his forehead, and spitting out the breathing snorkle.<Tag Jay/Phil!> ;)JMC's  best....brightest....the most drunk.....www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related,Take the Blue Dwarf Quiz now!To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.