Bloody Computers

"Dean, honey I was joking." Jasmine turned to Dean and tore off his shirt."Hey that was a good shirt." Dean whined."So's this" Jasmine ripped open her own and pulled it off. "Lights off"
<END SNIP>
<LATER>
The light's had only just come back up when Ambassador Niples popped up on the vid screen.
"Argh!" Dean and Jasmine yelled, Jasmine grabbing the duvet to cover herself, leaving Dean with the pillow.
"Not interrupting anything was I?" asked the ambassador.
"No sir, not at all."
"Excellent. Listen, Dean, Jay has gone off with WhiteWolf and Phil on an away mission. You're head of navigation pending Jay's return."
"Duck sir."
"At this time of <CLONK> OW! What was that?"
"Golfball sir."
The Ambassadr turned, and yelled off the side of the screen, "AMBER!"
"Yes?" came the reply.
"I thought I told you to stop the golf?"
"No, you told me to stop them playing it outside."
"I'll be having words in a minute!" Niples tried to regain his composure, "anyway, well done Dean."
"Transmission Terminated" scrolled across the screen.
"Well done again!" said Jasmine, hugging Dean and letting the duvet fall.
"Hang on a sec, cover yourself."
"Why?" asked Jas, replacing the duvet.
"HOLLY!"
"Yes Denise?"
"I thought I told you privacy mode!"
"You did."
"SO WHY DID NIPLES GET THROUGH?"
"I thought it would be funny."
Dean snarled and threw the pillow at Holly's monitor.
"Blimey." said Holly, "Never seen one like that before."
Dean fumed silently.
 
Dean "Fuming" Thomas