He's back, I'm back, we're all back :)

<snip> "Dean." said Jasmine, walking up to him. "No, he didn't. I
used your number's to get the money from your account." "Oh." Dean
said, "thanks. Where'd you get the numbers?" "Your wallet
actually." "Figures." Jasmine then mentioned, in passing as it
were, "Oh, glad your back." "Yeah..." Dean murmered deep in
though, "Me too....Wait!" "What?" asked Jasmine. "I don't have 4
pennycents. That cheque's gonna bounce." "That isn't so good." said
Jasmine, suddenly trying to remember the terms and conditions of the
sale, she was fairly sure that it contained something like "If the
cheques bounce, eBay will recover the item and sell it itself." These
were of course, brought in after a massive spree of bouncing cheques
almost brought eBay to it's knees. "Oh smeg." said Dean. "Still,
where's Jay? I gotta report for helm shift I think." "Jay isn't
here." Jasmine told him, "so you're temporary head of the navigation
department." "Hm.. intriguing." Dean paused, "Do I get the big office
then?" <ENDSNIP>
"I'm not having someone buy my boyfriend, what are we going to do"
"You could buy me, you've got lots of money"
"Dean do you really want me to own you?"
"It's better then someone else owning me"
"Alright, I'll go use the computer in my office"
"Arh Honey, it ain't your office anymore, you got fired"
"I got WHAT !!!"
"Keto's selling everything"
"I got fired" Jasmine's hands balled up as fists
"Hey remember I was in a coma just now you can't hit me"
"I won't don't worry" she kissed his forehead
"Well I'm going back to my quarters to get on line and buy you... you
wanna come along" taking his hand and pulling him close
"Your inviting me to your quarters"
"Yeah, but if you don't want to..."
Short yeah I know but hey <tag>