Wait, I get the Big Office now?

  "What do you need all that money for anyway?" asked Dean suspiciously.  Keto coughed.  "Uh.  Research.  Now get out."  Still confused, Dean stood up and staggered towards the exit.<END SNIP>
Dean opened the envelope containing his new owner's information. "I've been bought by..." muttered Dean to himself, scanning the sheaf's of paper for a name. "...Dean Thomas. Hm.. name sounds familiar. Right, and he bought me for 4 pennycents? Tight git. Wait, that account number and mine tie up! This Dean Thomas character robbed my bank account!"
"Dean." said Jasmine, walking upto him. "No, he didn't. I used your number's to get the money from your account."
"Oh." Dean said, "thanks. Where'd you get the numbers?"
"Your wallet actually."
"Figures."
Jasmine then mentioned, in passing as it were, "Oh, glad your back."
"Yeah..." Dean murmered deep in though, "Me too....Wait!"
"What?" asked Jasmine.
"I don't have 4 pennycents. That cheque's gonna bounce."
"That isn't so good." said Jasmine, suddenly trying to remember the terms and conditions of the sale, she was fairly sure that it contained something like "If the cheques bounce, eBay will recover the item and sell it itself." These were of course, brought in after a massive spree of bouncing cheques almost brought eBay to it's knees.
"Oh smeg." said Dean. "Still, where's Jay? I gotta report for helm shift I think."
"Jay isn't here." Jasmine told him, "so you're temporary head of the navigation department."
"Hm.. intriguing." Dean paused, "Do I get the big office then?"
 
Dean "Big Office" Thomas