Wherever
Who: Jay, Keto, Keto's Brain (yes, ha-ha)
Where: Medibay Office
When: 17:59, January (no date given though, bwahaahaa...ahem)
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<< SNIP >>
> Minutes later the door to Ketos office was forcefully slid open,
slamming with an effect that Keto had for so long struggled to
achieve. The doctor looked up, and was instantly mortified by what he
saw. .....Jay.
>
> "Hey Charlie...Missed me?"
<< END SNIP >>
"Chrysler!" exclaimed Keto, simultaneously spinning around and
shoving the brain behind a filing cabinet with his left foot.
"Ouch!" exclaimed the brain. Jay blinked, then frowned.
"Who said that?"
"Uh...I did!" replied Keto hurriedly, "I caught my foot on the desk
as I stood up...err...and as a result, I said ouch. Ouch."
Jay stared at Keto for a while.
"I know Tara said that you weren't yourself, but I didn't think she
meant you'd gone insane. Sorry - insaner."
"What can I do for you?" asked Keto quickly.
"Okay, now you're actually being HELPFUL. What's wrong with you,
Charlie?"
"I'm stuck behind a filing cabinet," came the reply.
There was a long pause.
"I'm sorry, I think I'm hearing things. Did you just say that
you're stuck behind a filing cabinet?"
"Yes," replied both Ketos simultaneously, one with more than a
trace of desperation in his voice.
"But you're standing right there," frowned Jay.
"Uhh...I meant...erm...metaphorically! Yes, metaphorically! I'm
stuck behind a metaphorical filing cabinet!" exclaimed Keto, while
jamming his foot against the brain's casing as it tried to roll out
from behind the cabinet.
"You *are* insane!"
"Look, did you want something or NOT!?" shouted Keto, finally
breaking under the strain.
"I want to see my wife," said Jay levelly.
"Fine! Go see her! Now!"
"You what?" blinked Jay.
"Go and see her! She's through there! Make all haste, you stupid
cretin! Get out of here!"
Jay, still frowning in puzzlement, headed for the door. As he
reached it, he hesitated.
"Are you *sure* you're not insane?"
"I CAN REFUSE VISITING RIGHTS IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO!" growled
Keto, and Jay shrugged and headed into the medibay.
"Can I come out now?" asked the brain.
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OOC: Tag again!