Time to give the robots the metaphorical

Who : Phil and MP
Where : One of the bugs with Fuel in it
When : About 5 mins after realising Phil can't fly
 
"So, lets go over the plan one more time...."
 
"We fly to the co-ordinates jay gave us...."
 
"EE"
 
"We then upload the virus into the ship, which I can't belive you made in such a short time, applogies for the pun..."
 
"EEE"
 
"We then wait to see if it's taken effect...then fly back to the dwarf and go and have a drink yes?"
 
"EEE"
 
"A fantaastic plan.......Are we there yet?"
 
"e"
 
"Bugger..........................What about now?"
 
"e"
 
"Double Bugger............................................................Now?"
 
"EE"
 
"Cool...Right I'll just upload the virus by pressing this button, once you go and insert your floppy into the slot....stop giggling or I'll take away your porn privalges......and we're done...Just out of curiosty what does the virus do?"
 
MP just grinned and grinned......
 
** On the Control Ship...In side the ships AI/Brain **
 
{Foreign object detected appraching ship}
{Foreign object contains two carbon based units, one small and the other...not small}
{I wish these other ships ships would bugger off and stop attacking they are getting on my diodes}
{Shit!...Lost track of Carbon unit in object..still what harm can they do eh?}
{ALERT ALERT ALERT Controll Panel being violated}
[New instructions being recived......please wait...............]
{Systems now back on line.....Have urge to read Playgelf.......}
{Ships still attacking...Now have urge to show arse...The fact I don't have an arse is immaterial....Must get arse, then show it]
[New Instructions level 2 processing - Pass on new feelings to drones...Okay, but they are not getting their hands on my stash of goat Porn....EEE....WTF was that...Why did I go EEEE for????]
{shit...I did it again...Great now that foreign thing has left.....I'm sure it....EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........Oh bugger.......I'm turing into a purvey midget.....Better shut down all external systems until this can beeeeeeeeeeeeee purged....and give me time to read the latest swimsuit issue.....}
 
 
 
** Back on the bug, about to get back on the Dwarf(not MP) **
 
"I've actualy just realised something...."
 
"EE?"
 
"I have the flying skills of a dead ant...And the cheif navigation officer hasn't porgrammed a landing sequence.....We're in deep doo-dooo..."
 
"EEE?" suggested the blue dwarfs, blue dwarf...
 
"Of course....The Thomas Manuver...Patch me through to the drive room.....I'm bringing her in...."
 
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