Ho ho HO MY GOD!

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Timmy thought he was just drunk when he saw the back of the giant santa claus robot infront of him, but as he got closer, it didn't turn into a skutter, it remained a santa-bot, he noticed L'ornt was staring into the barrel of a nasty looking plasma cannon.
"HO HO HO! TIME TO DIE!" it said, powering up his weapon, just as Timmy flew over his head, glowing red nose, antlers and a trail running behind him, "Rudolph?!" said the santa-bot, looking up, </snip>
Where: The corridor Timmy 'THINKS' he saw the santa on
Who: Canazza and Timmy
When: a few hours after the snip
"i'm telling you, there was no giant Santa, you probably caught fire due to a spark as you bounced around the vents" Canazza said to Timmy, who was currently being force-fed Coffee ground's by Canazza in an atempt to sober the droid.
Canazza rounded the corner. There he saw Timmy's antlers lying on the ground, the walls of the corridor were charred black, there were still some small fires on the floor leading up to a vent at the opposite end of the corridor.
There was no sign of any Robotic Santa Claus.
"This place is a mess" Canazza continued forwards down the corridor. Timmy under his arm.
He passed an unlocked weapons cabinet, "Hmm... whatever did this was big, we'll need weapons."
"I'm telling you it was Santa" Timmy inserted
"And i'm telling you it was probably some kind of alien you just 'thought' was santa, cause you were totally pissed" He opened the cabinet. There was someing inside, sleeping. Canazza read the nametag, it was Lorn't.
"Hey, hey... wake up" he shook him slightly, he stirred.
"huh? Wha - what happened to the Giant Santa?" Canazza looked at Timmy, Timmy looked at Canazza with an 'i told you so' look, "It was about to fire, then... then a robotic Rudolph flew overhead. I ducked in here when it was distracted, I must have fallen asleep", Lorn't got up, "i need a drink, which way to Parrots?"
Canazza and Timmy pointed back the way they came
"thanks" He walked off, slightly shaken.
"I'm off to join him" said Timmy, trying to free himself from Canazza's grip.
"you're comming with me,"
"what?"
"We are going to take down that Giant Santa"
"I think you're going slightly mad"
Canazza walked on and rounded the corner.Name: Dave Canazza
Status: #I'm going slightly mad... it finally happened... woah woah... i'm slightly maaaadd. I'm one card short of a full deck... i'm really out to sea... i think i'm a banana tree... oh dear#