awful awful post.....

"Hi, nice to see you guys," he said, spitting out blood. "What are you doinghere?" He never heard the answer, as the other end of the line, attached toa  heavy, metallic coupler, finished falling and whacked him on the head,propelling Cerebrum into the seas of unconciousness.
For hours now, Jay had been piloting the reindeer powered sleigh through the heavens, with Mini-Phil being sent down chimneys with gifts for the occupants.
He'd figured out how to fly the thing pretty quickly, after a few 'reindeer stalls' and locking the brakes up once or twice but now he had it under control, he skidded to halt on the roof of a house in England, performing a neat little handbrake turn as he did so.
"alright MP" said Phil "In and out rememeber, and bring back the sherry they leave out for us!" Phil has been drinking whatever alcohol had been left out for Santa, and by the time they reached this particular house had necked back, 14,598 glasses of jack daniels 47, 856, 456 cans of John Smiths and 787,582,445,876 glasses of sherry.
Strangley White Wolf still saw fit to give him a weapon, which he was now swiniging around his head, safety off.
"Wait.." said Jay, stepping out of the drivers seat, passing the reigns to Dean, "He's not going down this one"
"Why?"
"This is my parents house, frankly, I dont want...that..." he said pointing at Mini-Phil "going anywhere near my 16 year old sister when shes asleep!.."
"Relax.." slurred Phil "He's far more likely to go feel up your mum"
Jay donned the Santa hat.
"I'm going"
With that, he disppaeared down the chimney.
About 15 minutes later, Jay emerged from his old bedroom window, nursing several bruised body parts, cuts, scratches and soot covered wounds, and clambered uo the old willow tree and onto the roof.
"Ok don't let me do that again.."
"Did ya get the booze?"  Phil said.
 
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