Us! Here!

"I wouldn't mind knowing myself." said Dean, coming round. "And if you do come back from your trips again, do try to warn me first, it makes it much easier to faint on an open bit of ground."
"EEE!!" concurred MP.
<END SNIP>
"Never mind that right now." said Jay, ducking as a bunny bolt flew past his left ear,
"We need to distract them!" said Phil , hitting the floor.
"Of all the stupid places to stand, we had to stand in the middle of open ground, we couldn't be standing 7 feet to the left in protection of those crates of woman's lingerie could we? Oh no." added WW.
"Well, let's seek cover there." said Jay, and the gang rushed behind the crates.
"Great," said Jay, "next time I say, "let's seek cover there, the "let's" includes the guns."
That party looked sadly out at pile of guns.
"We need a distraction." said WW, "What do rabbit's like best?"
"Women rabbits, and failing that, lettuce." said Phil
"EEE!" said MP, leaping up and down and pointing at the crates.
"Ah, crates full of women's lingerie and clothing, handy that."
"Where's Jas when you need her?" said Dean
"Well, failing Jasmine, the person next used to wearing female clothing is you."
"No, oh no!" said Dean.
<5 minutes later>
"These things do get in the way." said Dean, trying to replace the bunny ears (made from elf hats) on his head.
"Ok, Dean you run off, and hope that they follow you, we'll grab the guns and recue Jasmine, then we meet up somewhere. Sound good?" said Jay
"No." said Dean
"Tough, GO!"
Dean sprinted for it, through the raging battle that continued between the elves and the rabbits. THe rabbits immediately started to follow him.
"Let's go" said WW to the others behind the crates.
 
Dean "Woman Once More" Thomas
<OOC: Two short posts = 1 long post I reckon>