Re: **Action** : A nightmare from the very depths of hell......

Who: Phil, White Wolf, and the Mega tinky winky Polymorph.
Where: Somewhere in the promenade.
When: After Phil landed on the big soft (and now displeased)
hamster...
<Snerp>
The polymoprh that Phil was riding decided that enough was enough at
this point and ejected Phil...Luckly enough his fall was caught by an
unlucky passerby..
Standing up, Phil caught site of the bike he was just on hit the
other bike...The forms shiffted....melded and grew bigger...bigger
and for some reason purple
The creature stood up, taking shape....Last time it was a Giant
Pickachu..this time..
"Oh crap...Mega Tinky-Winky!"
<End Snerp>
"Well, Mr. Tinky-Winky better have a good health plan, for executing
such a sneak attack!" Yelled the six foot, one inch hamster who got
up off the floor and quickly lifted him by the neck until his feet
daggled six inches from the floor with one paw, while jamming the
muzzle of lasertag gun up his nostil with the other.
"I ain't Mr. Tinky-Winky, that is!" Choked out Phil, thumbing over
his shoulder at the combined double polymorph.
"Aiieah crappa! Dibs on Mega points!!!" Remarked the huge hamster,
who let Phil drop to the floor like a sack of potato's, and thrust
out his lasertag gun towards the oversized polymorph and clicked the
trigger several times as it shapeshifted into a huge brontosarus.
Then the huge hamster stopped clicking away, to look at this weapon
as he commented to nobody in particular, "Hey - Why ain't I getting
any points?"
"Perhaps it's because your using the wrong kind of weapon, you
smeghead!!!" Remarked Phil getting up and rubbing his neck.
"Oh, you mean there's an upgrade to the lasertag game that no one
told me about?"
Phil was about to fire back a sarcastic reply, when the thought
occured to him that he might be able to get the concern deficient
Captain to help me destroy the polymorph, and quickly
answered, "Yeah. That's right - you need a pair of the new 'immersa-
reality' googles and a new 'tacticle-force-feedback' gun, and I know
just where to get ya a set!"
<Tag back to you, Phil!>
OOC - Mu ha ha ha - Choas shall soon reign... a unconcerned trigger
happy Captain being coached and supplied by shoot 'em up & ask
questions later Phil! (Will the BD even survive this crazy hell bent
pair?!?)
- White Wolf