Moo! i'm a cow - Part Three

Where: The cargo bays
When: During the Polymorph incident, after I lost every single emotion causing me to become a cow
Who: Little Timmy, Canazza
The crates were smashed, vegetables lay on the floor, as did the chocolate bars and assorted junk that was to be inserted into the McDonalds 'Veggie burger', canazza stood on all fours contentedly chewing on a carrot, behind some crates that were untouched, Little Timmy stood holding a cattle prod and a lasso which he took from a convenient skutter's broom closet...
"he won't know what hit him" he mumbled to himself, taking up an attack posture with the prod facing outwards.
He leaped on the prone human-cow, touching the cattle prod to him.
The electricity passed through his body, sending him into a spazm, his body juddered back and forth.
He lay there in a smouldering heap surrounded by cabages.
"Next time," Timmy said to no one in particular, "Hold the rubber end instead", he stood up, still smouldering, Canazza had run off at the sight of the shocked midget robot.
"hol."
"Yes dude?"
"Where is our little cow-friend heading?"
"He's heading for McDonalds."
"Wow... you are that certain?"
"100% accurate"
"What's the quickest way there?"
"Phase shifting out of sync with the universe and jet packing in a perfect straight line at a 35 degree angle along the X/Y-axis, a 25 degree angle along the Y/Z - axis"
"sometimes being super efficient isn't exactly a blessing" remarked Timmy, "Okay, Without the need for special equiptment..."
"X-press lift #2"
"thank you"
he heads off in the direction of the liftName: Dave Canazza
Status: I want a Veggie burger... 

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