Time to fix things

Who: Eve, Blob + Medibay and Science peopleWhere: Medibay and Science labsWhen: I DON'T HAVE A WATCH!!!! so sue me... wait don't!==============================================================WARNING HUGE SNIPS... I'M FIXING AND MIXING POSTS.==============================================================<SNIP> The blob was gone, a hole in the wall of the lab showed where and why it had gone. "Looks like it can eat the walls then" "I think we may need some help with this"Keto blinked as the wood at the back of the cabinet began to blacken, then char, then smoke, and finally collapsed revealing a green ooze slowly working its way through the wall behind, into the cabinet, and leaking onto the floor of Keto's office. "What in HELL is that!?" yelled Keto as it began to swarm up one leg of a nearby chair.  He climbed onto the desk to avoid it, but cancelled that plan as the blob reached the desk leg and that too began to disintegrate. Performing a flying leap, Keto made it to the door and slammed the "What Have They Broken In There Now?" button, which instantly made it spring open and sent him hurtling into the medibay, where the Tree was ineffectually trying to 'shoo' Trisees out of the room. Trisees didn't shoo. "Charles!" he called, "I've got a couple of..." "NOT NOW!" yelled Keto, thumbing over his shoulder at the approaching blob as he continued running through the medibay.
"What in the..." Began Trisees, noticing the approaching Keto being followed by an approaching Blob. Trisees felt that this was probably a superb moment in which to prevent any one else in the ship getting hurt, he should lock the medibay doors and quarrantine themselves and the blob in the medibay. A worthwhile sacrifice. He was about to move over the the keypad of the door and tap in the lock code when a thought went through his mind. "WHAT THE FRELL ARE YOU DOING?!" it shouted. "YOU'RE GOING TO SAVE THE CREW AND NOT YOURSELF? HAVE YOU GONE NICE?" Trisees stammered and realised what he had been about to do. Horror filled his frame, he's spent too much time with that Brain Keto.  It had taken them 4 hours to make the elevator journey, and they'd spent the whole time talking.  It had become clear, this brain was a goody goody do gooder goody goody. Trisees's frown made a daring comeback and attached itself to his face with some glue, removing the pleasant smile which had been there earlier. There was a sudden shout of "AIIIIIE!" and everyone in the medibay was silent.  A figure, wearing blue all over, with everything part of it's body covered in thick blue cloth, swung from outside of the medibay through the wide open doors, past Trisees, past Keto, and straight into the blob. It grabbed the hideously mutated fiend, and said in a low ominous voice: "You are MINE, evil one." The blob and the figure, now carried by the momentum of the figure's daring swing, rolled together through the medibay and into Keto's office, where the door seemed to slam shut.  Various noises and explosive sounds could be heard from inside, whilst the stunned crew remained rigid in their former positions. A few moments later, and the door to the office slid open silently, revealing a blob in chains attached the Keto's desk. The figure in blue was nowhere to be seen, obviously having escaped through the hole the blob had previously made. Keto turned to look at Trisees who shrugged, then at the Tree, who bounded, then at the Brain who did nothing, then over to Coffey, who gasped, then at Tara who shook her head and tried to sleep, and then at Shakespeare, who cowered in the medibay doorway. "Has't iteth gones't?" he asked. Keto frowned. "Yes," he said, eyeing the blob carefully. "I think so." Stepping over to the captured mutation, Keto noticed a small piece of paper by it's feet. It had the letters: 'DWS' written on it.<END SNIP><SNIP, but with bits added and changed (not much), sorry Alexis had to make it all fit together>Alexis and Eve were looking at a map of the ship."If it ate through that wall...it should be somewhere over here." She pointed at the Psych. dept. "We should get down there then..." Alexis Replied.
Keto looked at the hole in the cabinet. "Where the smeg did that come from?!" Keto yelled. Alexis and Eve heard Keto and ran towards Medibay. Alexis got there first and beat on the door frame with the palm of her hand. "KETO?" Keto looked up, he wasn't pleased, he had a green blob attached to his desk, at least it had stopped eating and growing. Eve walked in and started scolding the blob. "Bad, Bad, Bad...you should have stayed in the lab.  Now go back." The blob started to move not getting far, as it was chained down and bubbled "mum..." "Now" "I love you." the blob burbled "Did you hear what it said?!"Alexis was startled.<END SNIP>"I don't believe this" Keto shook his head and started to walk out of his office."Oh and Rimmer" he said as he got to the door"Yes sir?""I want that thing out of here in the next minute" he then walked into the main room of the Medibay muttering to himself  "Why do they let teenagers become officers, I don't know""Yes sir" with that Eve took a bobby pin out of her hair and undid the chain from the desk, it was still attached to the blob, she used it as a leash."What do we do now?" Alexis asked"We're going back to our own department and i'm going to find a way to get him back to oringnal size"<Some time later>Eve had her blob contained and in her lab, under lock and key, this time. After getting a memo about a newbie to the department she thought she'd look for him, she may have only been assistant chief but as the chief, chief was no where to be found lately she took it upon herself to welcome him and lay down the rules...Andrew had left Alexis office after his hostile encounter with Rufus and was heading for his own quarters, his head was down and he wasn't looking at where he was walking, he walked straight into Eve, even with her effects to avoid the bump."Oh! I'm so sorry, I wasn't looking" Andrew began"Arh, that's alright, no body really does around here" Eve then remembered her manners."I'm Eve Lola Rimmer, Assistant Chief Science Officer""I'm Andrew Aman, Biological Scientist, just got in"Eve looked him over, his scar making an impact on her brain.<Hey I dig scars and I wouldn't look if my boyfriend spent some time with me, even if he named his creation after me... oh wait no he didn't, it just happened to be like that> "Your a bit young ain't you?" forgetting her manners."So are you!""I'm 17!""So am I!"Things got awkward."Oh.... so arh... just got in today eh?""Yeah I did...""Met any of the other staff yet?""Yeah Alexis and Rufus, don't think he likes me""Don't worry about him.... so Biological Scientist eh, you could help me with something"<TAG> So do you wanna help me with my blob Andrew?Assistant Chief Science Officer, Eve Lola RimmerAdd photos to your e-mail with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*.