Damn Polymorph

<SNIP> Dean and Kara landed their bugs, they came out and gave each
other Hi Fives, "We ROCK!" said Kara. "That's a bit extreme" said
Dean, before tripping over a small baseball. "Oh, I'm terribly..."
<SLURP> And with that Dean lost all humility and self-control. "Be
back in a moment Baby," said Dean to Kara. <10 minutes later> Dean
swaggered out of his living quarters, in glitzy sequins,with his hair
gelled back and his teeth shining like they used Daz. "OOOWW!" I'm
HOT!" With these words, he started dancing down the corridors,
bumping into Jasmine. "Hey Baby" <SNIP ENDED>
"Dean, honey, hi!" Jasmine went to hug her boyfriend.
Dean stepped back and took a mirror out of his top left outer jacket
pocket, looked into it and smiled.
"Damn, I'm looking fine"
He then looked at the wall where his shadow could be seen, he looked
it up and down, checking it out.
"My shadows looking fine" looking back into the mirror at himself,
"I'm looking fine, my shadows looking fine, damn I am fine"
A wide grin came to his face and he put his mirror away.
"Sweetheart are you okay?" Jasmine was worried about how Dean was
acting, I mean Dean does not look fine... (did I say that?) ;)
"Of course i'm okay baby, never been better" Dean then looked Jasmine
up and down as if for the first time.
"Geez baby, you ain't looking fine!"
He was right Jasmine wasn't looking to good, but still no matter what
your girlfriend looks like you always tell her she's beautiful.
"I was on my way down to the fitness centre to clean it, I'm not
going to train people in a dusty gym, nor am I going to dress up to
clean a dusty gym" her hands went straight to her hips, Dean didn't
seem to notice.
"No matter what you do baby, you should always try to look good,
where's your sense of style? How can I date someone without a sense
of style?"
"WHAT WAS THAT?" Jasmines hands went from her hips and balled up like
fists beside her.
<TAG> So Dean what were you saying?
Hey sorry babe, but I can't make life between you & me easy now can I.
Jasmine "I'm so pissed off" Starbolt Nurse/Ships Fitness Trainer
aka Lace Chambers