Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] I think Toastie\'s were better

No. Sense!" yelled Phil.
<BING>
"Oooh." Jay said, breaking off, "toasties are done"
Tking a bit out of his toastie he looked at Kara, "so, womans opinion, what do i do?"
"I told you, put pineapple on it"
"Ugh...no..ruin a good toastie?! You must be madder than I thought!" Phil said.
"I meant about Alota!" Jay said
"trust me!!!" Dean said "Make her a toastie, if I was mad at Jasmine it would work for me!"
"WHY AM I EVEN LISTENING TO YOU?!" Jay said, "If it wasnt for ME you and Jasmine wouldnt even be together!, a couple of months with a woman and suddenly your an expert?"
"Only on toasties"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE TOASTIES?"  Jay said, losing it and tossing a whole box of staples at Dean, followed by the stapler, staple remover and a rubber band.
"Well" said Kara, "Flowers are always a good start"
"Hmm..yeh, but I need more, I messed up big....didnt help that my calendars still set on July mind you..."
"Is that why you forgot my birthday?" Dean said taking a bit out of his toastie.
"Er...yeah..that must be it.." Jay said casting a glance to Phil, who shrugged. 
"Phil, can this dude get flowers?"
"Yeh"
"Can he get ALOT of flowers?"
"He can get them for anyone, cant he see him have havign any problm getting the for Alota"
"I'll say that again shall I? Can he get A LOT OF flowers, NOT ALOTA!"
"So theyre not for ALota then?"
The sound of Deans munching was replaced by Jays repeated pounding of his head on the desk.
"Ok, Phil get on to him, order this for me" Jay said scribbling down a long list of gifts for Alota, and get him to arange for our quarters to be filled with flowers, escpecially roses, theyre her favorite"
"are they?"
"Think so...better get some of everything just to make sure"
"Even Rigelian Man eating daisies?"
"Except those"
"And what about the geneticall modified talking pcyhcotic dandelions?"
"LOOK just get NORMAL flowers!!!" Jay said, "AND DONT LET MINI-PHIL NEAR THE SOFT TOYS!!!"
Phil nodded
"and once you've done THAT theres another favour you can all do for me...." Jay said
 
 
 
 
 

----- Original Message -----
From: Chris Allan
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Sunday, November 10, 2002 3:05 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] I think Toastie's were better

"Yeah...Okay he's a little bit mad but he can lay his hands on whatever you want...The question is ...What DO you want?"
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"Well, I still think we should stick with a toastie machine." <THWACK> "Obviously Jay doesn't." Dean finished.
"Hm..." said Kara.
"Wait." said Jay, "What are we doing?""Hmm?" said Dean and Phil, in stereo, which prompted them both to shoot a glance at each other.
"We've got a woman in the room."
"You just noticed?" said Dean, not following the point.
"Try this point." said Phil, placing the pencil against Dean's forehead again.
"Look, we just ask her!" said Jay
"Aaahh, cunning." said Dean
"No. Sense!" yelled Phil.
<BING>
"Oooh." Jay said, breaking off, "toasties are done"
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