Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Sticking to what\'s important

Just then Kara came in.
"You seen Phil?" asked Jay.
"Let's stick to whats important!" said Dean. "Would you like a toastie?"
 
"make mine a cheese and ham" said Jay "and you got any ketchup?"
"Pineapple for me, how can you have ketchup on one of these things Jay?!" Kara said.
"Each to their own"
Phil walked in, "Whats up mate?"
"EEEE!"
Jay's eyes fell on the midget, "Get that thing out of my office!"
"He aint gonna do any harm!"
Mini=Phil then proceeded to randomly reach out and grab fragile objeects in Jays office, each followed with a much predicted 'smash' "EEE!"
said the midget excitedley and started opening Jays filing cabinets and pulling out personell files of all the navigation staff, past and present.
"Has he never been house trained?" asked Kara "Hey! he's got my file!"
"What have you been feeding him man?" Jay asked Phil "Hes more hyper than a sack of rabbits with porn!"
"Switched him to Pedigree Chum the other day, could be it"
"Dog food?"
"Well he got bored of KiteKat"
"Right thats it" Jay said and picked up Mini-Phil, "Kara open the door"
Kara did so, and  Jay drop kicked Mini-Phil, hearing a pleasing "EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" and a crash as Mini-Phil landed face first in a pile of spare starbug parts out in the corridor.
Kara shut the door again, while Jay walked back over to his desk.
"Guy's yopu're three of the best friends I have on this ship, so I need your help...WHAT THE HELL CAN I DO TO GET BACK IN ALOTAS GOOD BOOKS?!"
"You forgot your anniversary didnt you" said Phil
"Little bit yeh" Jay replied
Dean piped in "You could buy her a toaster"
Jay, saying nothing reached into his desk drawer, took out a pencil, walked over to Dean and hit him, hard, in the forehead with it. "HOW BOUT NO!!!!"
 
<ideas anyone?!>
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

----- Original Message -----
From: Chris Allan
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Sunday, November 10, 2002 5:40 AM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Sticking to what's important

It was a few hours before Jay regained conciousness. Having diffuculty seeing he fumbled around and eventually found the paracetamol, grabbing a handful he swallowed them and fell backwards ino his chair. He flicked the comm on his desk, Dean, Kara and Phil, can you coem to my office... I need your help with soemthing"
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Dean, who was on his 5th round of toasties and oiling down some spare engine parts in the shuttlebay, shrugged, got up and left.
Dean came back, picked up the toastie machine and left.
Dean flew back in and whacked his head off the bulkhead.
Dean unplugged the toastie machine and left for Jay's Office.
 
Dean sat in Jay's office, having swung by the "Kwik-Spew" Supermarket to pick up a few things.
They discussed design plans for the ship, (and the possible names too) whilst waiting for some more toasties.
"Why toasties all of a sudden?""Hmm?""Well, for teh last couple of posts all we've been doing is eating toasties."
"This is admittedly true, but a toastie machine is far more portable then a bar."
"Well, a hip flask..." started Jay..
"Jay. That's so stupid I should have said that. You know how much alcohol us two get through. Unless the hip flask was the size of the BD it wouldn't even get us tipsy. A small flaw in your plan I feel."
"Oh alright." said Jay, conceding defeat. "Just get the smegging toasties done!"
Just then Kara came in.
"You seen Phil?" asked Jay.
"Let's tick to whats important!" said Dean. "Would you like a toastie?"
 
Dean "Toastie" Thomas
<OOC: All this talk of toasites, I'm off to have one now..>
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