The archivers make a mistake

A low ranking archiver was working the levers of the Type-452 Duratec time machine, intent on bringing Jay Chrysler out of the past and informing him of a variety of things he would need to know.
 
A pity then, that he had never used the time machine before, or even been instructed as to its use.
 
The air above pad glimmered, and a figure appeared.on it.
 
"Oh glorious one," the minor archiver said. "I have brought you here to inform you of what you must do in order to prevent your wife from getting even madder at you, and then removing your genitalia with a pair of wirecutters, and then force-feeding them to you."
 
"Wait a minute, this is the future from that present?" the man asked.
 
"Yes, mighty one."
 
"So, you've brought me here from the past using a time machine," the man continued.
 
"Of course, glorious one."
 
"And, tell me, are you aware what the penalty for violating count 234.5 and count zero is?" Reccard asked, raising his 12mm handgun and racking it.
 
A short while later
The young archiver, with a bandage wrapped around his head, in addition to his missing arm, stepped in front of his friend. "You know those temporal coordinates you sold me?" he asked.
 
"Yeah."
 
"The ones you were assured me were 100% guaranteed to get Jay Chrysler."
 
"Yeah?"
 
"They weren't."
 
"My policy is let the buyer beware."