Seriously Weird Shit - The Sequel

Who: Us
When: Now
Where: Parrotts
Why: Weird Shit
Kara and Dean were slight pished by the time Phil's annoucement came on. and
so didn't hear it. They were currently under the table playing "find the
contact lens." The fact that neither wore contact lenses hadn't dawned on
them yet...
Dean, fumbling around grabbed hold of something that resembled a leg, a
female leg in fact..or was it?...yes definitely female. "Kara...this what
were looking for?" he asked, to drunk to realise he jumbled is 'n' and his
'i'
"I should smegging well hope not." said Jasmine. "What in here doing you
are?" asked Dean, starting to sound like Yoda (his usual reaction when
pissed.)
"I could ask you the same."
"And so could I!" said Vanessa, "I heard what you were meant to be doing.
Admittedly it's impossible but nevertheless!"
<VOOM>
"Kara. You're Blue." said Vanessa.
"Look...missy" Kara said, swinging blindly at Chrysler, "I dont know WHO you
are tellnig me i'm blue..hey...look at that..." THUD!
Jasmine and Vanessa looked at each other, "These guys were mourning the
death of my brother" Vanessa said, "Frankly right now I'd say he was more
concious than either of these two"
"I resent that. Especially coming from the giant monkey who stole our
contact lens!"
"After her!"
"Watch! She has a big stick!" yelled Dean
"Be careful of teh tophat!"
"What's worrying is their right." said Jasmine,
"Vanessa? What am I?"
"You raelly want to know?"
"Do I?"
"Well, a cow."
"Oh."
"With a bowlerhat."
"What's with all the hats?" asked Jasmine, staring at Dean and Kara's
headwear...
Kara was wearing a mororcycle crash helmet, with playboy bunny ears on top,
Dean was wearing a plastic fruit bowl hat. And the coconut bra to go with
it. "I I I I I I like you veeeeewy much!" he was singing blisfully unawares
that his maracas were live anacondas. Vanessa looked at Jasmine "You think
this is the 'weird shit" Phil was on about, or do you think Dren's pumped
some marijuana into the vents?"
"I'm leaning towards the marijuana theory I must say." said Jasmine, getting
up and starting to do the mashed potato.
"How about you?" she asked Vanessa, who was currently involved in some great
breakdancing. Suddenly, Kara, who was running around pretending to be a bike
tripped over her, falling into Jasmine, who fell onto Dean. "Argh! The
monkey's attacking!" yelled Kara!"
"Don't worry!"
said Dean "I'll shot them with this!" and he started firing his beeper at
them. It went off. Dean suddenly turned into Dr Spock.
"Widdly-wee" went the pager,
"Sir, you're made of widdly-wee" said Dean to Vanessa,
"Widdly-wee" went the buzzer,
"This entiere planet is made of widdly-wee."
"Widdly wee."
"Everything we've ever know is widdly-wee"
"This is serious." said Vanessa to Jasmine.
"Give me warp factor nine!" said Vanessa,
"I cannae do it! If I give her anymore she'll blow Jim!" yelled Jasmine...
"Why are you dating him?" Vanessa asked bluntly. "You know what" Jasmine
replied "Ive asked myself that question EVERY DAY" "theres enough weird shit
going to fill a big sack made for wierd shit, but these two are too bloody
drunk to notice!" Vanessa said, folding her arms, she stopped when Dean was
replaced by a small toddler "Awww!" she and Jasmine said in unison "how cute
was dean as a kid"
"What in buggerys name happened.."
"I dunno, but I feel all aged!" said Jasmine.
"So do I." asid Vanessa.
"That's cos we are." said Dean. Sober.
"Dean, you're sober." said Vanessa
"I've been sober now ever sine I had my liver removed a few years back."
"Jees, this is a future echo!" said Jas, "tell me! do Dean and I get
married? do we ahve kids?"
But Dean sat, rocking on his chair, but suddenyl the present day Dean
crashed through
the future version and fell over Vanessa. Then thre up over Kara.
"pleasant" said Vanessa "Good to know Jay will be remembered for having the
most sophisticated, well-trained staff in the JMC"
Dean "Raven" Thomas