Deus Ex Machina

Who : Phil
Where : Command Deck
When : After the mobius began to power up
 
It was a long haul, but Phil had made it to the drive rrom, knocking down Cannza on the way, but not stoping to help him up.
 
"OPEN THE BAY DOORS..."
 
"Err, Phil...your not in command ..." replied Ashley
 
"Some things you should know about the command structure on this ship
1-Your Captain is being chased by the 1st officer.
2 - The first officer is chasing the captain with a chainsaw
3 - The next in command, Jay, is dead...ergo, I AM in charge...also if you don't open the bay doors the a cascade is going to happen RIGHT INSIDE THE SHIP..."
 
"Right...You could have just said please..."
 
"Ashley...open the smegging doors..."
 
Phil was about to say something else when a message came through from Tara..."Phil...I'm bleeding a bit and it's not matching the clour of my dress...it's just NOT fair...."
 
There was a stunned silince on the bridge....
 
"Mobius has cleared the Dwarf and is now accelarating away..."
 
Phil took the comms "Tara, I'llb e back with you in a minute...Holly Patch me through to the enitre ship..
 
Phil took a deep breath.
 
"All hands attention...There is going to be a short period of MAJOR temporal and spaital instablity..please do not be alarmed...There may be some very weird crap about to happen. Brace yourselfs..."
 
"Mobius has signaled that cascade has begun..."
 
Phil braced himself further for what might happen next....
 
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