Major Harris 'can't think of a title'

Our Blue Dwarf
We're under attack and you expect me to tell you the time!!
Harris made his way around the ship going from level to level looking for that bastard Kayn from the 'nice' realm to murder in some painful way.
With nowhere else left to check, he had other security officers on the tasks as well since the ship soooo big it be impossible for him to do it alone, he started off towards the drive room.
Harris paid no notice to Steev dashing around the corridors with a huge roll of duct tape taping up all the cracks muttering. "Fix, fix, fix."
When Harris finally entered the drive room after god knows how many sets of stairs he saw a situation involving a near empty drive room and two Kayns, one of which was holding a bloody knife.
Harris snarled as his anger got the better of him yet again and then wracked the Kayn with the knife around the head with the same bit of lumber this Kayn had hit him around the head eariliar. Kayn was knocked out cold and hit the floor hard.
Harris then walked over the laid out Kayn making sure he pressed down hard on his stomach with his boot.
His then grinned to himself as he started to think of some very nasty methods of toture.