Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Murder... Interuppted.

Um, actually, Dick's currently going to the medi-bay with Cerebrum. I've got
some ideas for a plot, and I'd really appreciate it if people didn't mess
this one up by posting for my character and NPC before I've had a chance to
get some things done.
----- Original Message -----
From: White Wolf <cmdrwhitewolf@...>
To: <JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Tuesday, October 29, 2002 7:43 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Murder... Interuppted.
> Who: White Wolf the big fluffy hamster captain.
> Where: Walking the halls of the Blue Dwarf.
> When: Just as one of Dick's associates show up.
>
> "YOU THERE, HALT IN THE NAME OF TCIS!" Screamed a thuggish Time Cop
> approaching the Huge hamster, who had stopped, and was looking at the
> stranger with indigination.
>
> "WHO ARE YOU, AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" Demanded the Time cop.
>
> "I'm the Captain of this ship." Replied White Wolf, "And I'm heading
> to the bathroom."
>
> "Oh no you not, your coming with me."
>
> "Why? Do you have a hamster do do collection in which your looking to
> add to?" remarked the Huge hamster sarcastically.
>
> "For resisting arrest of an Temporal officer."
>
> White Wolf stood for a moment and blinked thinking, "I think I've
> finally met an even bigger mental midget than Tom, Dick, and
> Harry..." and then said to the timecop, "Well, that may be resisting
> arrest where you come from mate, but this is resisting arrest from
> where I come from!"
>
> The huge hamster snatched the Time Cop's gun from his hand, spun him
> around, and quickly reached into the back of his pants and grabbed
> his shorts and yanked them up over his head, then lowered the setting
> on his gun and shot him in the bum three times, making scream like a
> little girl. Then stuffed the time cop into a nearby trash chute
> before the huge hamster started walking off whistling to himself and
> twirling the gun on one of his foreclaws, only pausing in front of
> the door to Captain Cannon's memorial loo to mutter "Amateur..."
> while casually flipping through the man's wallet for info with the
> other paw.
>
> "Hmm, Lt. in the TCIS..." Said the overgrown hamster outloud as he
> stopped twirling the gun and pocketed it with one paw and grabbing
> the door handle of the loo and opening it while continuing to flip
> through the rest of the man's wallet with his other paw, when
> suddenly a snarl erupted from the loo. Which caused the rotund
> hamster to quickly look up and come face to face with a huge
> hymenoptera bug gnashing it's teeth at him from just inside the door
> of loo.
>
> Caught somewhat off guard, White Wolf quickly reacted by
> yelling "Freeze! I've got a gun!" and thrust the Time cop's wallet in
> front of him, causing the many folded plastic picture inserts to
> unravel and stretch all the way down to the floor. The hamster and
> the hymenoptera queen both glanced at the fanfolds, and then back at
> each other.
>
> The Hymenoptera Queen snarled viciously as the amplitudinous hamster
> muttered, "Smeg! Wrong paw...", and quickly moved to slam the loo
> door in her face and put his back to the door.
>
> The Hymenoptera Queen slammed against the door trying to get out,
> while White Wolf called out, "I sorry to disappoint you my dear, But
> Space Core directive #2348976 specifically states that there is to be
> no fraternization between Captains and native females."
>
> The Hymenoptera Queen screamed in fury, and pummeled the door some
> more getting one appendage outside the door and nearly knocking the
> hamster off the other side of the door while he added, "And they
> aren't too wild about their Captains being the main course at dinner
> time either!"
>
> "HALT IN THE NAME OF TCIS!!! AND THIS TIME KEEP YOUR PAWS WHERE I CAN
> SEE THEM!" Yells a garbage cover Time cop with his shorts pulled up
> to his shoulder, and waving a new gun at the huge hamster.
>
> "You've got to be the stupidest security person in the universe!"
> commented White Wolf.
>
> "Is that crack about my intelligence?" remarked the TCIS Time
> Cop, "I'll have you know that I recieved a passing score on my IQ
> test. I can see you've trapped an innocent person, and are intent
> upon some macbre torture. Now step away from the door and let me see
> who you've got shut up in there!"
>
> "Are you sure about that?!?" Shot back the rotund hamster.
>
> "I most certainly am!"
>
> "Okay..." Remarked the overgrown hamster and he quickly sidestepped
> out of the way, and opened the door, letting the Hymenoptera Queen to
> leap out onto the Time cop causing them both to sprawl all over the
> floor. Then White Wolf took this opportunity to leg it, and the
> Hymenoptera Queen quickly followed.
>
> [A short time later, as the chase leads to the cargobays.]
>
> White Wolf dashes into the room on all fours stopping in the middle
> of the fire fight between Dick & company and Jay, Phil, & Rufus.
>
> "Smeg! Isn't there anyplace on this ship where you can ditch badass
> evil alien bitch nowadays?" remarked the hamster as the Hymenoptera
> Queen leaped in amongst Dick Reccard's thugs and started ripping them
> limp from limp.
>
> "Retreat!" Screamed one of the them, activating a timegate back to
> their time.
>
> As one of them rushed towards it, White Wolf was knocked into it,
> then he came back out of it, and grabbed a dish off of one of the
> nearby boxes and threw it at the Hymenoptera Queen's mouth, where it
> got stuck.
>
> The Hymenoptera Queen clawed at the plate, trying to dislodge it from
> it's mouth, as the huge hamster ran through the cargobay door and
> over by the security code pad and started punching in a code while
> yelling, "Phil, Jay, Rufus, ahh, everyone... get over before I close
> the door!"
>
> <TAG!>
>
> -------------
> OOC - First, I'd like to welcome all of our new Simmers to the Blue
> Dwarf - May each of you enjoy this sim for many years to come!
>
> And Second of all, sorry about my lack of posting, I've been
> real busy with RL matters lately, mostly work related, because I was
> putting in a little extra effort since my review was coming up and I
> hoping that I could use it to help in convincing my boss into giving
> me a raise this year. And it did - Yippy Skippy! :-D
>
> Hopefully, now I can get back to playing the game again.
>
> - Tim/White Wolf
>
>
> Yahoo! Groups Sponsor
> ADVERTISEMENT
>
>
>
>
>
> JMC's best....brightest....the most drunk.....
>
> www.BlueDwarf.co.uk
> -Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related,
> Take the Blue Dwarf Quiz now!
>
> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:
> JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.com
>
>
>
> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
>
>