dunno wot happened there!

Yahoo was being gay...thats what. heres the REAL post!
 
"Remember what I told you about changing history? I presume that the STCP nolonger exists now, due to time stream changes. Fortunately, I've alsohypothesized that anybody who isn't in their time locale of origin willremain unaffected. So that means Zack and Cubie shouldn't be affected.""Oh shut up smart-arse" Jay said. then he turned to the Time cop. "What exactly is the sentence for....all of that crap you just said?"
"simple, deletion..."
"Dele--what?"
"Deletion, we execute a past version of them, just before the ttravel through time, thus preventing them from damaging the timeline, now where are Amber Cleavage-FeBuggre, Dylan Chrysler and his sister?"
"WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!"  Phil said, holding up his arms, "I'm chief of security here, I decide on sentences for crimes aboard this ship"
"Forgive me if im wrong, but arent YOU the one who was imprisoned for this crime?"
"Point.."
Jay stepped forward, holding out his hands, in a friendly gesture toward the time police, "look..." he said "I'm sure we can work out a frindly compromise!" he said.
"NO compromises!" said one of the cop's
"Wait...what do you have in mind?" asked Dick Reccard.
"Well 'Dick'" said Jay, putting an emphasis on the 'dick' in his usual mature and ever-so witty fashion.
"I was thinking something like this.."
THWACK!"
Reccard was on the floor, Jay was pulling his fist away from a rather heavy punch.
Phil did the same to reccard's colleague.
"come on Rufus, lets move.." Jay said, and he and the FeBuggures legged it.
"Jay..." said Rufus, "Why help me?."
"You're two of my best friends' kid, you may have shot Tara, but it was an accident, and phil..." Jay said stopping, "Im sorry...I was being a moron, I should have relaised that you and Vanessa were trying to STOP me from going nuts like I did first time round..if it wasnt for you, I'd still be plundering starships.."
"Jay" said Phil 
"Yeah?"
"SHUT UP AND LEG IT!!" he shouted, as a shot from Reccard's inquisitor rifle whistled between the two men.
"good call..."
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