Murder... Interuppted.

Who: White Wolf the big fluffy hamster captain.
Where: Walking the halls of the Blue Dwarf.
When: Just as one of Dick's associates show up.
"YOU THERE, HALT IN THE NAME OF TCIS!" Screamed a thuggish Time Cop
approaching the Huge hamster, who had stopped, and was looking at the
stranger with indigination.
"WHO ARE YOU, AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" Demanded the Time cop.
"I'm the Captain of this ship." Replied White Wolf, "And I'm heading
to the bathroom."
"Oh no you not, your coming with me."
"Why? Do you have a hamster do do collection in which your looking to
add to?" remarked the Huge hamster sarcastically.
"For resisting arrest of an Temporal officer."
White Wolf stood for a moment and blinked thinking, "I think I've
finally met an even bigger mental midget than Tom, Dick, and
Harry..." and then said to the timecop, "Well, that may be resisting
arrest where you come from mate, but this is resisting arrest from
where I come from!"
The huge hamster snatched the Time Cop's gun from his hand, spun him
around, and quickly reached into the back of his pants and grabbed
his shorts and yanked them up over his head, then lowered the setting
on his gun and shot him in the bum three times, making scream like a
little girl. Then stuffed the time cop into a nearby trash chute
before the huge hamster started walking off whistling to himself and
twirling the gun on one of his foreclaws, only pausing in front of
the door to Captain Cannon's memorial loo to mutter "Amateur..."
while casually flipping through the man's wallet for info with the
other paw.
"Hmm, Lt. in the TCIS..." Said the overgrown hamster outloud as he
stopped twirling the gun and pocketed it with one paw and grabbing
the door handle of the loo and opening it while continuing to flip
through the rest of the man's wallet with his other paw, when
suddenly a snarl erupted from the loo. Which caused the rotund
hamster to quickly look up and come face to face with a huge
hymenoptera bug gnashing it's teeth at him from just inside the door
of loo.
Caught somewhat off guard, White Wolf quickly reacted by
yelling "Freeze! I've got a gun!" and thrust the Time cop's wallet in
front of him, causing the many folded plastic picture inserts to
unravel and stretch all the way down to the floor. The hamster and
the hymenoptera queen both glanced at the fanfolds, and then back at
each other.
The Hymenoptera Queen snarled viciously as the amplitudinous hamster
muttered, "Smeg! Wrong paw...", and quickly moved to slam the loo
door in her face and put his back to the door.
The Hymenoptera Queen slammed against the door trying to get out,
while White Wolf called out, "I sorry to disappoint you my dear, But
Space Core directive #2348976 specifically states that there is to be
no fraternization between Captains and native females."
The Hymenoptera Queen screamed in fury, and pummeled the door some
more getting one appendage outside the door and nearly knocking the
hamster off the other side of the door while he added, "And they
aren't too wild about their Captains being the main course at dinner
time either!"
"HALT IN THE NAME OF TCIS!!! AND THIS TIME KEEP YOUR PAWS WHERE I CAN
SEE THEM!" Yells a garbage cover Time cop with his shorts pulled up
to his shoulder, and waving a new gun at the huge hamster.
"You've got to be the stupidest security person in the universe!"
commented White Wolf.
"Is that crack about my intelligence?" remarked the TCIS Time
Cop, "I'll have you know that I recieved a passing score on my IQ
test. I can see you've trapped an innocent person, and are intent
upon some macbre torture. Now step away from the door and let me see
who you've got shut up in there!"
"Are you sure about that?!?" Shot back the rotund hamster.
"I most certainly am!"
"Okay..." Remarked the overgrown hamster and he quickly sidestepped
out of the way, and opened the door, letting the Hymenoptera Queen to
leap out onto the Time cop causing them both to sprawl all over the
floor. Then White Wolf took this opportunity to leg it, and the
Hymenoptera Queen quickly followed.
[A short time later, as the chase leads to the cargobays.]
White Wolf dashes into the room on all fours stopping in the middle
of the fire fight between Dick & company and Jay, Phil, & Rufus.
"Smeg! Isn't there anyplace on this ship where you can ditch badass
evil alien bitch nowadays?" remarked the hamster as the Hymenoptera
Queen leaped in amongst Dick Reccard's thugs and started ripping them
limp from limp.
"Retreat!" Screamed one of the them, activating a timegate back to
their time.
As one of them rushed towards it, White Wolf was knocked into it,
then he came back out of it, and grabbed a dish off of one of the
nearby boxes and threw it at the Hymenoptera Queen's mouth, where it
got stuck.
The Hymenoptera Queen clawed at the plate, trying to dislodge it from
it's mouth, as the huge hamster ran through the cargobay door and
over by the security code pad and started punching in a code while
yelling, "Phil, Jay, Rufus, ahh, everyone... get over before I close
the door!"
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OOC - First, I'd like to welcome all of our new Simmers to the Blue
Dwarf - May each of you enjoy this sim for many years to come!
And Second of all, sorry about my lack of posting, I've been
real busy with RL matters lately, mostly work related, because I was
putting in a little extra effort since my review was coming up and I
hoping that I could use it to help in convincing my boss into giving
me a raise this year. And it did - Yippy Skippy! :-D
Hopefully, now I can get back to playing the game again.
- Tim/White Wolf