There was no (k)nee(d) for that...tee hee

Phil did a 'scissors' motion with his fingers at crotch level.
"Ah"
 
"And Cerebrum?....When we get back to the dwarf, and I don't mean you MP, you and I are gonna have a little talk, okay?"
 
"That's of course assuming I can walk!...You know mr Chrylser, shhoting someone in the knee is a sure sign of mental instablity..I should book you i  for another session..."
 
** 5 mins later, by a grassy knoll **
 
"Over here boys...." a voice purred....
 
The guards looked up...Several of them started to dribble
 
"dur...Wo-man nekkid..." said one
 
"Not a stich on....."..said another..
 
"That's a couple of big leafs she has there...." said a third
 
"LEAFS! ARE YOU BLIND?" said the first one again, having mentaly eveloved back from the amboae stage.."You looking at the leafs!"
 
"yes and?" replied the third one again.
 
Phil, hiding behind the knoll, couldn't belive it, his plan was working far better then atticapited...just to be sure, he got the gun ready and aimed
 
"Are you allright?" the first one asked...
 
"Yes..why do you ask?"
 
"Well, theres a naked woman over there and you looking at the leaves!!!!"
 
"I like leaves..."
 
"That's it, you too weird for me pal..."
 
The first one pucnhed the third, much to the amusment of the second, who called his mates over to watch a fight...
 
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