Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Diversion? Why honey, you ask so nicely.

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"Don't worry about it my sugar plum. Anyway I have a diversion to create." Tara said kissing Phil on her way out.<end Snip>
 
"Looks like your back in her good books at least!" Jay said then the smile on his face changed to an expression of wonder "Why cant I get Alota to do this kinda thing for me?"
"Ok" said Phil "soon as she makes her move. you guys move in, gotta somehow get through the castle's main gate, Cerebrum give me your gun"
Cerebrum looked shocked "I will do no such thing! A psychiatrist giving up his gun is like...like Mr Chrysler giving up his pilot's license!"
Jay shuddered. "gotta hand it to him, he makes a good case!"
"Ok Cerebrum, but may I just remind you that you were just kissed by my wife if you give me the gun, I might JUST use it to clear a path through the orc's for you"
"I give you the gun you'll probably shoot me!"
"If you dont I'll shoot you!" said Jay, aiming a crossbow at Cerebrum's kneecap.
"I know what you're thinking" said Jay "Did I fire 5 bolts, or 6? Am I holding a loaded crossbow or not? well you gotta ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?!"
Cerebrum handed Phil the handgun, Jay shot him in the knee anyway, just for the hell of it.
"Meet you guys inside the castle" Phil said as he left to meet Tara, "Oh and Dean, so much as scratch my daughters body and I'll make sure that when you get back to your own body, it's lost weight"
"How do you mean?" Dean asked
Phil did a 'scissors' motion with his fingers at crotch level.
"Ah"
 
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From: Exxbang@...
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Sent: Sunday, October 06, 2002 8:30 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Diversion? Why honey, you ask so nicely.
Who: Tara, Phil, Jay, MP, Cerebrum, Dean/Amber any one I forgot.Where: PlanetWhen: Whenever.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Yes?...What?...NO! NO NO NO WAY PHILLIP NO!" cried Tara....Phil just smiled..." Don't worry dear...Cerebrum going with you, after all he does have the only working firearm on this planet..."-----------------------------------------------------------------Tara athought for a moment then walked up to Cerebrum."Awww Philip honey, you know the only way i'd consider doing this is if you came with me." She said in a soft voice to her husband. "After all you wouldn't want Cerebrum to get any ideas now would you?" She said and kissed Cerebrum on the cheek. Jay snigggered at his friends expence. Phil turned crimson. So did Cerebrum, who also turned away from the group muttering about Freud and Tara's childhood. Phil lunged at Tara. Thankfully it wasn't Thursday so Jay managed to hold him back."Hey. Cool it Phil." said Jay holding Phil's arm before he did something he would regret."Aw don't do that Jay, you'll ruin his fun. After all, I always did like a bit of rough. Grrrrrr." Tara blew her husband a kiss which ony made him angrier."You cheating gimp!" Phil yelled letting his anger get the better of him. Jay was having trouble holding Phil back."You flatter me lover boy. If it were true of course." Tara said still in the same smoothe voice."Oh so who is James then?" Phil growled."Oh honey, you said you knew! He's my psyciatrist." Phil stopped struggeling in Jays grip."What?" "Don't worry about it my sugar plum. Anyway I have a diversion to create." Tara said kissing Phil on her way out.<Taggerooni peopleroonis>JMC's  best....brightest....the most drunk.....www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related,Take the Blue Dwarf Quiz now!To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.