Diversion? Why honey, you ask so nicely.

Who: Tara, Phil, Jay, MP, Cerebrum, Dean/Amber any one I forgot.
Where: Planet
When: Whenever.
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"Yes?...What?...NO! NO NO NO WAY PHILLIP NO!" cried Tara....Phil just smiled..." Don't worry dear...Cerebrum going with you, after all he does have the only working firearm on this planet..."
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Tara athought for a moment then walked up to Cerebrum.
"Awww Philip honey, you know the only way i'd consider doing this is if you came with me." She said in a soft voice to her husband. "After all you wouldn't want Cerebrum to get any ideas now would you?" She said and kissed Cerebrum on the cheek. Jay snigggered at his friends expence. Phil turned crimson. So did Cerebrum, who also turned away from the group muttering about Freud and Tara's childhood. Phil lunged at Tara. Thankfully it wasn't Thursday so Jay managed to hold him back.
"Hey. Cool it Phil." said Jay holding Phil's arm before he did something he would regret.
"Aw don't do that Jay, you'll ruin his fun. After all, I always did like a bit of rough. Grrrrrr." Tara blew her husband a kiss which ony made him angrier.
"You cheating gimp!" Phil yelled letting his anger get the better of him. Jay was having trouble holding Phil back.
"You flatter me lover boy. If it were true of course." Tara said still in the same smoothe voice.
"Oh so who is James then?" Phil growled.
"Oh honey, you said you knew! He's my psyciatrist." Phil stopped struggeling in Jays grip.
"What?"
"Don't worry about it my sugar plum. Anyway I have a diversion to create." Tara said kissing Phil on her way out.<Taggerooni peopleroonis>