Just a few bits o' info

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Hi all! It's me Stewie. Just wanted to tell you a few bits that I
wrote in an email that hadn't been delivered.
* I have 3 employees - Michelle Dubois, Harry Smith-Weston & Carol
Jago.
* Got payback from Harris for saying he strip searches women (and
trees) when it was totally fictional.
* A drunken slob had been locked inside McKenzies and when I opened
the doors on the Monday (!), he stumbled out and keeled over stating
that my clock didn't flush - the 1000 dollar-pounder grandfather
clock
from the 20th Century.
And last thing -
*A theif has stolen all my holo-suits. If you know, please contact
Security.
That's all! Have a good day shoppers!
Stewie McKenzie
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