There's Something A Bit Fishy Going On Chortle Chortle Chortle...Di
Medical Room
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"And then Clarence said that this caviar is too cold hahahaha" Efof was
looking dangerously suicidal as Kevin continued his stories from Eton. This
was worse than his injury and Efof would have traded 6 assaults from Lloyd
rather than here this.
Efof held a small scalpel above his heart and was about to stab downwards
when round the corner came Phil scratching his arse and clutching a glow in
the dark haddock.
Phil rounded the corner and spied Kevin. He ran up to him and slapped him
across the face with a haddock before running out of the room. Kevin sat up
and shook his fist after Phil "You should be careful old boy I excelled at
fisticuffs at Eton!" Kevin stood up and proceeded to follow Phil down the
corridor when suddenly he began to shake, smoke began to come out of his
nostrils as he screamed a pants filling scream before running to a nearby
locker.
5 minutes later
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The locker door opened and Doom Harbinger stepped out before uttering a
great Apocalyptic message that reverberated around the room "WHAT THE SMEG
IS WITH THIS HEADACHE"
Just then there was a puff of smoke and a thunderclap and a small gremlin
appeared hovering on a small rain cloud above Efof who was getting soaked.
The gremlin opened the book it was carrying and flipped through the pages
until it came to a page inscribed neatly with "THOSE WHO HAVE ASSAULTED
DIVINE MESSENGERS" It took out a golden quill and dipped it into a small ink
pot that was conveniently hovering nearby. It wrote Phil Febuggure under
the heading before putting the pen and book away. It gazed down the
corridor after a fleeing Phil and sighed before shaking it's head and
vanishing.
Doom then realised what had happened and with surprising calm walked slowly
over to the wall and wrenched a piece of piping from it. He then walked
over to the medicine cabinet and pulled out a jar of ointment he then headed
off towards Phil. Before heading off he asked for Phil's location from
Holly. Doom had a mission and he knew just where to stick this pipe and it
wasn't going in Phil's mouth as he ran down the hall he looked at the lotion
and then threw it away. This would be more painful without lubrication.
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