Newbie no.1

Zack Jarvis (newbie)
Engineering Bay
As Steev huddled in the cramped confines of the cupboard he heard
muffled mutterings coming closer....
"But the halides shouldn't be reacting as vigourously........ they're
in an inert atmosphere.... hmmmmm, maybe I could try refluxing with
acid for a couple of hours, ah here's the engineering lab."
A tall man in a lab coat splattered with strangely coloured chemicals
walked into the nearly empty room.
"Hmmm, hope they've got some more iron fillings, I'm nearly out...."
the be-splattered scientist muttered to himself. He walked up to a
white section of the wall, pulled a nail, causing a previously hidden
panel to drop down, revealing a keypad. "27, 42, 69, 51" muttered
the strangely-attired person, as he taped on the keypad, causing
another section of the wall to slide open with a wooshing sound.
Steev hurriedly scribbled the numbers on the back of the Mars bar
wrapper.
Suddenly, there was a muffled "boooooom". "Oh shit! You've really
screwed up this time, Zack!" swore the newly identified scientist, as
he closed the door, and sprinted out of the engineering bay.
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Vega 22 - Bar "None"
A crowd of security officers and marines formed a circle around the
battleing duo, as the chant went up....
"Fight, fight, fight, fight...."
The crowd was so occupied with the brawling pair, that they didn't
notice the distant "booooom" which reverberated throughout the
compound. Neither did they hear the quiet "Lt. Biff to science
department, Lt. Biff to science department." coming from Biff's
communication badge. "MMMmmmmmmmmm mmmm ack" spluttered Biff, as he
removed his head briefly from White Wolf's cheek cavities, gasping
for air. "Oh no, you don't...." growled White Wolf, as he stuffed
Biff back into his mouth.