Fw: [SE4] Re: OT; (moderatly) comical relief.

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From: "Will" <emperorwill@...>
To: SE4@egroups.com
Date: Wed, 15 Nov 2000 01:49:28 GMT
Subject: [SE4] Re: OT; (moderatly) comical relief.
Message-ID: <F175TmnxoL3TlC6136G00002e5f@...>
OOHHH, I'm going to have to get you people... but you forget, your puny
v.0.99 demo is no match for my BETA v.1.06 (or now v.1.07 it
seems...)!!!!
MUWAHAHAHAAA!!!
Emperor (don't call me that dangit) Will: MUWAHAHAHAHAAA!!! The evil
minion Tim didn't see the starbase he's retreating straight at... Armed
with 20 Massive Base Mount Lightning Ray Mk. III's! Not only does it
have
Massive Mount damage, but a range increase of 6! And it has a Religious
Talisman so that they will always hit! And 100 Large Fighters with Small
Combat Sensors and ECM, plus a 60% attack bonus and 50% defense bonus for
Large Fighter size, plus a 15% combat bonus from the War Shrine in the
system, plus 15% damage bonus from the Death Shrine in system. With
Afterburners bringing their speed to 9, they can easily cath the Evil
Minion's puny fighters and destroy them...
1st Officer: Emperor, there is a problem.
Will: Don't call me that, or I'll kill you.
1st Officer: Yes, Emperor.
Will: Guards, shove him out the airlock.
Guards: Yes, Emperor.
Will: And throw yourselves out too.
Guards: Yes, Emperor.
2nd Officer: Sir, we have a problem.
Will: You are no longer 2nd Officer, you are now 1st Officer.
2nd Officer: But what will that other guy be called.
Will: "That other guy".
2nd Officer: Yeah, him.
Will: That's what he'll be called, dimwit!
That other guy: Gee, thanks.
Will: Your welcome. Now die.
1st Officer: Sir, that problem...?
Will: Ah yes, what is it?
1st Officer: Combat is over sir, 30 turns.
Will: Blast! They have escaped for now... Tell the StarBase to recall
fighters, and cloak until my order at Level Seven. Then take us to the
warp
and drop our EMP and Tachyon Pulse mines before we go through.
1st Officer: Yes, Emperor. Anything else?
Will: Yes, get me some coffee, then research Coffee level eight, then
throw
yourself out the airlock.
1st Officer: Yes, Emperor.
Will: Oh, and before we leave, I want to do some target practice in my
fighter. Be sure to wave.
Well, it seems Wykan is left with a bump in his head, his Evil Minion Tim
escaped my StarBase, Hyrmil still owes me money, and I have six frozen
bodies to shoot in my fighter... Until another day...
~Will
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