Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Kevin gets assaulted

Ah it happened at last then well bear with me here I will post on thursday
night I don't have time tommorow to come up with something appropriate so
Thursday is when I'm free I'll see you then
Cheers
Kevin/Doom
>From: "Christopher Kentlea" <ckentlea@...>
>Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@egroups.com
>To: <JMC_Blue_Dwarf@egroups.com>
>Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Kevin gets assaulted
>Date: Mon, 13 Nov 2000 20:50:27 -0000
>
>Blue Dwarf
>Bar
>Morning after the party(about 9:30 i think)
>Phil FeBuggure(Now Chief Science Officer)
>
>Phil was really pissed off now. He couldnt find Doom Harbinger anywhere on
>the ship. He was going to give him a right good pasting with a glow-in-the
>dark-haddock(and clean up on a bet he had made)(The bet was that someone
>would be attacked/assaulted by a glow in the dark haddock). He asked Holly
>where Doom was located.
>
>"Sorry Phil, Doom is no longer on the ship" intoned the crome-domed one.
>
>"Where is he then."
>
>"In the medical bay talking to Efof, the alien."
>
>"But you said he wasn't on the ship.?!"
>
>"No, I said Doom wasn't on the ship. The being is now calling himself Kevin
>of Eton"
>
>Phil trounched off to the medical bay, "Stupid bald headed mainframe," He
>muttered.
>
>Holly heard this, and imediatly simulated a case of Holo-piles on Phils
>little botty.
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>Medical Bay
>9:45
>
>Phil hobbled into the medical bay and saw Doom/Kevin, STILL talking to
>Efof, who looked like he was about to comit hari-kari with a surgical
>implement.
>He wipped out the haddock ran up to Kevin and knocked him out stone cold,
>much to Efof'f releif.
>Phil then hobbled out the medical bay, grabbing some holo-ointment on the
>way(a disk to remove the piles from his matrix)
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>Phil's office
>10:00
>PHil walked into his office (the disk had worked fine - don't ask how he
>got to holo-managment and then his office in 15 mins). He saw on the screen
>of Saddam the following messages
>
>1 ) Congratulations! You are now the Chief Science Officer of the Blue
>Dwarf
>2 ) The Photo's of Penny LLoyd for Nipples are ready for collection
>3) My speach processing unit is broken so I can only talk to you in text,
>bwanna
>
>"So you can't speak, but you can still hear me?" Phil asked his mentaly
>unbalanced computer
>
>+++++YES++++++, it printed on the screen.
>
>WOOPIE though Phil, inside his own head
>
>"Send the photo's to Nipples quarters, with my complements. Make sure that
>you removed the dodgy ones. I'll keep hold of those. How long to we reach
>Vega 22?"
>
>+++++ I DON'T BLOODY KNOW. +++++
>
>"Git. Any appointments ?"
>
>+++++ YES, MEETING WITH NIPPLES AT 11:00 +++++++
>
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>Phil's Office again
>5 mins after his meeting with Nipples
>(I'd make it about 11:30)
>
>Phil got back into his office to see a note left on his desk
>
>"Unplug the drains?"
>
>Now whatever could that mean.....
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