Niples "The morning after the party"

Cmdr Niples
JMC Blue Dwarf
Still en route to Vega 22 Space Core combat station
The morning after the party
 
After spending a depressed night wondering if his beloved Penny Lloyd had enjoyed the company of Efof, Seymour was absolutely thrilled to hear the gossip from some girls in the hallway outside the Drive room.
It seems that Penny didn't spend the night with the bloke called Efof after all, she had punched him. And in quite a painful place he had heard too. It served the bastard right for hitting on his girl.
 
Seymour waltzed into his office feeling a little happier, it was only a few seconds agfter he had sat down when James Johnson and chief scientist Phil Febuggure walked in.
"I've got the details of the bugs sir." He said.
"Ahh right." said the Commander, still a bit annoyed that they hadn't found any proof that aliens existed. Johnson had told him about what they had found last night, but as the party had started they didn't go into much detail.
 
Now Johnson had the photographic evidence of the inscription found on the insect.
"It says, property of the Monsanto Corporation, copyright 3055" said Johnson, showing Niples the picture.
Niples was puzzled and he wasn't afraid to show it.
"But the year is only 2100, the year 3055 is way into the future!"
"Thats what puzzled us too." said Phil.
"Well, it still doesn't give us any evidence of alien life." continued Niples "Which is what I really need to show those smarmy admirals at JMC Command."
 
"Emmmmm, ok sir" said Phil and James looking at each other puzzled. As far as they knew, the mission of the Blue Dwarf was to look for the Red Dwarf- not to search for alien life. Maybe this was just a personal quest of the Commander's.
Febuggure and Johnson exitted the room before Niples went into a wierd moment.
 
"Now where can I find an alien?" said Niples
 
Then a man with 6 arms and bandaged genitalia in the wrong place walked in.
 
"YOU!" said Niples.
Efof wondered if Niples had finally realised he was an alien yet.
 
"You're on garbage duty!" Said Niples angrily.
 
Obviously not. Thought Efof.
 
"May I ask why?" asked the alien.
 
Niples didn't look at him, instead fiddled about with pieces of paper to look official.
"Because I said so!"
 
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