Hang over and over again...

NRPG: So far I've counted four people watching Efof get the shit kicked out
of him, jee you really r a bunch of sadists aren't u?
RPG:
"There, you are free to go," Doctor Keto told Efof a couple of hours later,
"However I suggest you avoid glucose drinks, your body chemistry just can't
handle it!"
There was screaming from another patient in the med bay, "It burns! The
ointment! It burns!"
"Yes," Doctor Keto said, "But you've got a fantastic tan and you're a
hundred percent water proof!"
"DIE FOUL ABOMINATION OF MEDICINE CABINET!!!!" Kevin bellowed.
"Ahh, glad to see your back to yourself," Doctor Keto grinned.
Efof shivered as he stepped out of the door, "I NEVER want to go through
that again!" he shivered.
Blue Dwarf Med Bay, Just after Efof's face was caved in by Lloyd.
"Oh god! She hit me right on the achtenger!*" Efof groaned, he caught his
reflection and discovered a bandage was rapped around his 'trunk', "I'll
never have children! Oh whoah is me! Hold on, this is all strangely
familiar..."
Lloyd was currently explaining her way out of a charge of indecent assault
by explaing she had THOUGHT it was his nose.
Efof tried sitting up, and instantly through up, his head was killing, his
vision was blurred and his felt worse than any Ffionian had ever felt.
"Oh god, not again!"
Dr Keto came over, "I see you are experiencing your first hangover!" Dr Keto
grinned, "Don't worry, here's some ointment for the hangover, and here's
some ointment for your injured genitals. Rub it in once every ten minutes!"
"No!" Efof groaned, "This is my second, I think, I don't know," he threw up,
"This is all happening exactly as it did before!"
"Whoah! When you get drunk you reall get drunk!" Dr Keto grinned, he checked
his watch, "Ah! Hold on!"
He disappeared behind a curtain, a tub of ointment in his hands. Efof
groaned as Kevin appeared, back into Eton mode. His Rugby stories had been
unbareable the first time round, he didn't know if he could cope with it
again...
*Unable to translate again.
NRPG: Your worst nightmare, trapped in the same hangover for all eternity!
Looks like those Time Loops are contagious...
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