Ointment Weathershield Once

Just after Efof Yuwan'ker's post, Blue Dwarf Med Bay, Dr Keto (the
ointment one)
Dr Keto stepped behind the curtain, holding his tub of ointment.
The last patient had been...different, no doubt about it.
Someone had mentioned something about him being promoted, but he'd
been too busy trying to make ointment out of the beer provided to pay
much attention. Still, as long as they let him keep his vat, there'd
be no problem.
He looked over at one of the nearby radiation-burn victims. A
couple of them had even expressed doubts about the usefulness of his
ointments! As if SupaWindowLeen 3000 didn't cure radiation burns!
He hoped their conditions improved soon. If they didn't, he might
have to move them on to the improved radiation treatment ointment,
the Ronsil Quick Dry Ointment. He hadn't closely examined the
medical product, but he knew that it did exactly what it said on the
tin, and the word "ointment" featured, so it had to work.
"Now then," he said, placing the tin of Dulux Weathershield
Ointment on the foot of the medical bed, "Just relax and this
ointment should clear things right up..."
The radiation patient looked on in terror.
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NRPG: Sorry I haven't written for a while, my connection was
unexpectedly cancelled. But I rubbed some ointment on it, and it's
okay now!