Re: Security officers and beer don't mix'
Just after Lloyd's post, Blue Dwarf Party Room, Efof Yuwan'ker (The alien
one)
Efof had never had as much fun in his entire life! He was strutting his
funky stuff like funky stuff had never been strutted before, he had downed
ten tangos, fifteen cokes and one lucazade and was swinging like
wife-swapping pendulum.
The lights were bright, the music was loud and some human women wanted him
to do really WEIRD things with his nose...
Then he saw her, a human woman, so naturally she didn't have the number of
arms and had her nose right in the middle of her face, but apart from that
she was incredibly attractive. She was still trussed up in a uniform he'd
come to recognise as security and her name tag (Blue Dwarves lawyers
insisted on them for litigation purposes) said she was called Lloyd. His
(ahem) trunk immediately snapped upwards ready for action. He grinned a mad
grin, leapt off the pedastal he'd been dancing on and strutted over to her
and performed the traditional Efof mating dance (Think Saturday Night Fever
without the contemporary edge)
Lloyd responded by punching him on what she thought was his nose...
Blue Dwarf Med Bay, A Few Hours Later
"Oh god! She hit me right on the achtenger!*" Efof groaned, he caught his
reflection and discovered a bandage was rapped around his 'trunk', "I'll
never have children! Oh whoah is me!"
Lloyd was currently explaining her way out of a charge of indecent assault
by explaing she had THOUGHT it was his nose.
Efof tried sitting up, and instantly through up, his head was killing, his
vision was blurred and his felt worse than any Ffionian had ever felt.
Dr Keto came over, "I see you are experiencing your first hangover!" Dr Keto
grinned, "Don't worry, here's some ointment for the hangover, and here's
some ointment for your injured genitals. Rub it in once every ten minutes!"
"Will it help?" Efof groaned.
"Who cares!" Dr Keto grinned, he checked his watch, "Ah! Hold on!"
He disappeared behind a curtain, a tub of ointment in his hands...
*Unable to translate
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