He's Back And He's BBBBBBAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!
Captain Seymour Nipples walked down an anonymous corridor of Blue Dwarf
after having just left the promenade some moments earlier. He was heading
for his office to see what state it had been left in. Nipples was hoping
his office was still in a recognisable state.
He increased his pace as he rushed down the corridor. Just then a crack of
thunder resonated around the walls followed by a rather bright flash of
light and a voice Nipples hadn't heard in a while but still terribly
familiar followed,
"DOOM FOLLOWS ALL PREPARE TO MEET THE HARBINGER OF YOUR DOOM MORTALS
MWHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Nipples shook his head and blinked a few times and there before him was
Ensign Doom Harbinger standing proudly if rather confused. Nipples felt his
eyes well with tears
"Oh god no!" he thought "Why I thought he was dead why me does god hate me"
Nipples musings were interrupted by an envelope whacking him on the head.
Nipples rubbed his head and looked down at the place where the envelope had
landed. It was an official looking document that was for sure. Nipples
picked it up and noted the beautiful hand writing on the front, he tore it
open and opened the letter inside. It was well set out but the body of the
letter was quite short and very much to the point.
"DEAR CAPT SEYMOUR NIPPLES TAKE THE FILTHY SMEGGER BACK HE'S DRIVING US NUTS
QUITE FRANKLY...YOUR'S FAITHFULLY THE ALMIGHTY GOD."
Nipples looked at the letter and then at Doom before placing his hands on
the nearest wall and beginning to bang his head off the wall repeatedly.
Doom looked at the captain and thought for a minute. He tried to console
the weeping Captain "YES THAT'S RIGHT DON'T PROLONG YOUR SUFFERING FACE
DEATH AND SET AT THE GREAT FEASTING TABLE OF THE RIGHT CONCENTRIC CIRCLE OF
ABSOLUTE INFINITY MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
ooc: Yes to those who remember me I'm back. Yes the name may throw you off
the scent a bit but allow me to explain I used to be David Campbell. But
the story can be told to you quite simply. I'm actually the brother of
Chris Chambers who some will remember played Steeev MaKEnzieeeeeeeee.
Anyway back at the beginning I was forever refusing to let him play in PBEMs
I was already in for whatever stupid reason. Anyway he found this one and
after he told me about it and after reading a few posts I decided to join
however rather than look like a hypocrite I adopted the pseudonym David
Campbell and got a new account so as to throw him off the scent (No I don't
think this was clever but I was young and stupid back then and it made sense
at the time) anyway for a while it was fine but he found out quite quickly
and the idea was lost. I kept the name though as by that point I was well
into the game. Right anyway my new account became junk mail central and
this caused a problem cause for every post of Blue Dwarf there was quite
literally 30 posts offering cheap insurance, cars, competitions etc, and
that's why I left the game as I was fed up of all the junk mail and sifting
through it for game posts was a tedious and boring task and I just said one
day to hell with it and quit. Anyway I decided to come clean recently
remembering how much fun this game was and so I use my first e-mail account
this one which was much quieter and avoided the problem of checking two
separate accounts at a time. Anyway to those who remember hi nice to see
you again.
Cheers
Malcolm Chambers aka The Artist Formally Known As David Campbell.
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