Re: away team Actionette - \'The hunt for Blue October\', Part one!

> "Gggreeeaaaatttttt! I had to commandeer a ship full of sea faring
> morons!", muttered the huge hamster.
>
> Allie inquired, "White Wolf, Can't you control this sub with your
> vidman?"
>
> The huge hamster whispered in her ear, "Sam can only manuever this
> sub much like a radio controlled car, and can only do one task at a
> time, that's no where near the control we need to handle combat
> situations. Either we need to give orders to the crew for this, But
> since there's three basic functions to this sub, and we could run
> this baby if we wanted to - Kayn could take the helm to pilot this
> beast, Dirk could take it's sensors, you could handle the torpedo
> firing, and I can provide the tactical orders and miscellanous
> running about that's needed, which do you want to do?"
Allie's green eyes gleamed with excitement. "Oh, torpedos, please,"
she gushed with pure exhilaration.
"Good, get to it," White Wolf instructed.
Allie pressed a few buttons on her control belt and an exact copy
of a WWII helmet appeared on her, the dark green making her eyes seem
even brighter. Humming an old marching song triumphantly, she headed
to the torpedo section. Several seamen were waiting, obviously not
for her, but for orders from their captain.
Standing dominantly in front of them, she began shouting, "All
right, you bunch submersible maggots! We're going to get an order
from my Commander White Wolf, who has taken control of this vessel,
on where to shoot these damn torpedos soon. And when he gives me that
order, I will relay them onto you. Then, you move your lily-white
asses and shoot the frelling things exactly where you're told.
Understand?"
The men looked at each other skeptically.
"You will give me an 'Affirmative' now, smegheads!"
"We only get our orders-" one of the men started.
"You will not speak unless you are asked to speak, worm!" she
screamed at the top of her lungs. "Now, where's that
godamn 'Affirmative' I asked for?!!"
The men seemed to finally surrender. "Affirmative, ma'am!" they
replied in unison.
Allie smiled. "That's better. Now, take positions!"
The men scattered to their posts.
The hologram couldn't help but sigh with satisfaction.
<Over to whoever>